Bukanhouhui !25 In the morning, a gentle, gentle sun gently rise up, a gentle girl gently opened his eyes. She gently got up out of bed to go gently, gently went to the window, with her soft hands gently opened the window. She looked gentle gentle sun, the sun gently simply said: too steward, class just to let everyone around. School survey, a physical education teacher disadvantage students in the column, wrote: still hillside grazing cattle, cattle do not know where to go ... (ASE China)

27. Once in the cafeteria so after dinner, the window of the little girl blushing attendants whispered to me: Moonlight China)

28.A: I eat more salt than you eat more than rice! ! !
B: Do you mind no problem,g star sale, right? (Best of both worlds)

29. A high school classmate invited me to attend his wedding, because if you want to go home, then replies: Next time I will join! They head north back comfortable and cool;
you give money to the bandits in order to survive, you should study in order to give the money to North Yanyuan logistics;
bandits can steal your silver body , was able to force the North back light your parents life savings;
bandits will force you to pay to use force,asics for women, Peking University was able to call you back automatically every month obediently borrowing;
you encounter bandits rob can avert disaster, you have to hit the impoverished North logistics bankrupt;
robbery bandits cautious when frightened, North justifiably cynical when money-back;
bandits robbed afraid you call the special forces, special forces of the North logistics company according to rob future generations can not mistake;
by bandits robbed you can call the police, you have been robbed of the only known North logistics life;
bandits dressed as the devil himself committing the crime, money-back when the university trumpeted
bandits steal your money he wants to escape, squeezed light your family back north of the blood and sweat you have to get out! !
bandits robbed more money called
you kill bandits called self-defense, you put the North back on the part of a terrorist bombing!
North logistics may never be robbed by bandits, the bandits are mostly forced into Yanyuan North will certainly be back to grab;
North logistic last generation is certainly bandits, bandits, next life will want to enter Peking University Logistics Group! (Peking University Weiming)

31. I do not use family cloth clothes are cut, the high school I would put under the seat of your underwear when worn rag. Results one day the rain, I get I did not know better or did not hesitate to take a good, hesitated a moment, or to her, she came to take a look, it is embarrassing, do not know is good or not good, so to rub a bit rushed hastily back to me. After this incident I feel very sorry to see her ... (Warriors)

32. Balcony bedroom home on a student raised a lot of plants and flowers. One day, when his mother accidentally pull the curtain knocked a potted plant, even though separated by curtains, can alert the mother or the instinct of whereabouts being shared with the palm of the stem, really good ah - put up a breathtaking view, is a pot of cactus ... (Mizuki Community)

33. get up early go to the toilet, pit blocked, the ground So back to the house for a pair of slippers pit ... (Peking University Weiming)

34. classmate: students: !! a look, wow ha ha! All the answers have been copied on the table, and it's very full copy! Answered about looking around and found a fire-breathing brothers are his eyes staring at me! Oh good nervous ~ (GRATEFUL)

36. Oumen young male university teachers and more examiners for them is a very boring thing, so they look at girls. You know, pretty good girls do not usually learn, so the consequences can be imagined - once, a long examination of the girl is very beautiful, very well known in the school and especially the kind of flirtatious, full floor of the male teachers an excuse point of view in a circle, and the poor little girl pocket could get out of a no make-up ~ ~ ~ had to, did not think male teachers has been severely raped some with eyes! (Drink from the source)

37.BF foreign employees of companies organize Chinese exam questions are as follows:
Wang was arrested, may I ask where is he now?
A. Love life, love stars Bureau; B. hotels; C. salon; D.
bath out of this problem too China's national conditions, even without candidate A ... ... (GRATEFUL)

38 by a female student shouted to help her repair her home computer. I was installed when the system suddenly she said to send me a gift, I look back, she would kiss over the ... ah ... depressed! I have not been kiss before, the first time was so cheated, but still a ugly, after ah, let me also how ~~~@_@( mixed drink from the source)

39. Nine canteens not only the odd small ravioli, but also the total Popi, and good taste of the soup can.
day, the roommate of the Fujian people have asked: Just sit down, suddenly found is actually sitting next to Jay! Looked for a long time, the Jay Qiaode embarrassed opening: Doctor, do you want my signature ?!!simple character, the kind of reading is Happy ~ The next day will bring the disc, a look at the cover, sobbing - (I love the Nankai)

42. The last holiday home in the train carriage with a little girl pulling a trolley pulled over the surface of my feet, she looked back at me, of course, I was ready to hear
B: Well, in other schools often rumors of a male with a female how how, in many engineering colleges on the exaggerated, and often a male with a male legend of how the how the ... (ASE China)


44. and BF bath, naked, after he has to pee. So I put the shower head into his open left hand, let him first at the beginning of the cold water let go, and advised him not to waste water, while to solve the Hair tied up and asked how to water, he should turn left a little bit inside, said: would like to ask the last question - Do you a virgin? gg grievance and said: face to face - fast eating, when the boys asked the girls side edge napkins handed: You ... you are a virgin you ... ...

47. is asleep, she woke me hard:
long, she woke me again:
results still up 5 minutes, she woke me again, but also for the location!
I fire: does not enter the !!!to a snail friends! br> 49. a student to study in Beijing, in my hash and some days here, before leaving, I asked: one is like a fairy ~ the public! . . . . .

51. the words of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, Chinese volunteers stumbled Japanese athletes never go to training ground, but every day sneaking into the side of a disused railway train. People are curious to ask the Japanese coach replied: few of them are hurdler! (Mizuki Community)

52. An uncle out of the mountains the first plane, taxiing on the runway when the aircraft is about to take off, the uncle exclaimed: OMG, too fast! Run according to this method, one day to the right? up front, so the poor people of so great dignity, Jingjiang accepted ... (End of the World Happy)

54. mathematician Gauss computational problems it is, someone came to tell him: hung up, hurry back to see it! a considerable height. Sales costs are higher than the difference between the cost of business sales provision for decline in the amount of inventory purchased within the net of provision for opening the inventory, the amount of the balance, that issue is not included in ending inventory sales profits to achieve the amount of internal minus opening inventories purchased within the provision for the inventory, the amount of the balance. will be the teacher's wisdom. (Peking University Weiming)

56. given away to the train station, only to be entangled beggar mother, said tolls back to Anhui to begging. grabbed let go, can not, the decision to send them back to home, where to buy a ticket to buy a ticket, send it on the train, watching the train started, chuckle: see you later can come back begging! 38 Road, then take back to school,karen millen 2011 collection, to the front of the hotel school silly, they did better than I back faster! (Bihaiqingtian)

57. a male employee to the boss said: celebration,abercrombie outlet! then, everyone in the office next to his desk a poster posts on Michelle Reis, and write the sentence: I want to Linda!

59. men in two ways: one is the beast, the other is animals as!
are two men, one is occasionally think of animals with lower body, lower body the other is always used to think animals!
are two men, one is lust, the other is both gambling and lust!
are two men, one is honest insignificant,abercrombie outlets, the other is the pious wretched!
are two men, one will recognize the above four, the other will deny more than four! (Mizuki Community)

60. elementary school, my bad math. I remember one day, math teacher homework, there is a problem is the power of 3, 2, I think this is not is the 3 × 2 it? so 6 stroke of a pen to write on, with predictable results the next day sent down the job, the teacher had a batch of red cross, let me also correct. but I really do not understand is going wrong , so again the answer correct when I wrote the 6, the teacher mercilessly gave me a red cross. so from three or four times, finally could not stand the teacher, called me into his room, repeatedly told me to explain: how much power of a number is to multiply the number of how many times its own, such as the square root of 3 is 3 × 3,3 3 power is the 3 × 3 × 3. I remember tightly. end examination, there is a fill-in is this: a hundred th, I usually think of the teacher taught me, I thought that the teacher point it is too hard, can it beat me, so I took a toilet paper , multiplied over and over again in the above up, when I finally take the time to 83, a math teacher came to see him standing behind me watching me carefully with 1 multiplied by 1, when you're done seeing me, he walked to the podium, said: , and immediately fainted ... (End of the World)

61. they establish a certain emotional foundation, the day, even staying late residence in mm. routine farewell kiss, then from the physiological response, then impulse, then wrestled mm, then forced to undress ... ...
mm resisted, desperate resistance, has resistance was demonstrated desire to call people like ... ...
then bear with heart, then stop, then finishing dressed, then farewell.
arrived in the station, closing mm message: ! ! : pushing the left, I thought this man was going to buy a seat it is estimated that? cart did not think he would slip a few steps to the bell of the potential lightning Pirates ride up ... ... quiet campus sounded Sixin crack lung screams and saw this man suddenly spring up half a meter tall and then fall on the lawn in the street,asics gel 1150, cars thrown aside, his hand over his ass ... ... hey, I hope this man was not hemorrhoids, hope him a speedy recovery! (Peking University Weiming)

65.mm come to me, suddenly want to look at passion, I found no TT, and then go out and buy.
came back, mm asked: the matter? a classmate's girlfriend pretty outstanding, many suitors, so my classmates headache.
day, his girlfriend received a medical report and the pursuit of the top students, the students I knew ill intent, test and said: how do you approach it? sleep Section mathematics. Mathematical old man upon to answer questions, see me at the same table in the bed, he immediately woke up, take a foreign language book on the stand up, and then secretly asked my teacher asked what? I malicious sudden and devastating: the third paragraph of this class read it - (Peking University Weiming)

68. a MM shopping encountered a dog to call it, can ignore the dog with another dog but she ran away. So MM angrily: not as nice of a bitch! speak with the girls one day I write papers to 0:00 only think back to the dorm, walk stairs, sweat, lights, and a dark corridor, so still die, and what a horror! not do anything, back to the laboratory, See the men are working hard in the game, then told him to accompany me down. Iraq is very readily agreed. went to the stairs, in pitch-darkness, he was very generous attempts said to me: said: Any chance! powerful complement Chiao Tung University National Chiao Tung University candidates who inherited the glorious tradition of endorsement king, wiring king, king of respondents possessed the soul at this moment!! make-up of these people represent the make-up Jiaotong long history and tradition, at this moment he not a man in make-up, not a person!!!
they face this exam, they face a cashier Dean's eyes and expectations. Dean was a sophomore next semester, the number of electrical experimental examination hang a group of people, who make up the candidates should be aware of this, they can smile at their papers in front of it? after 90 minutes they will be the kind of expression?
done! exam is over! up Candidates They win friends!!! they beat several electrical examinations, they do not once again fall in the number of papers in front of electrical experiments, and the powerful National Chiao Tung University make up the candidates, all candidates make up a happy birthday today! junior Long live life!!!
The theoretical responses is an absolute must to kill, absolutely perfect responses, candidates were ushered up a new life! make this victory belongs to junior candidates, belong to me, my pen by students belonging to A, belongs to borrow my pen again students B, the number of electrical experiments are all make-up classmates!
Dean may regret it - the topic they were busy in the new term to the case of a too conservative, too simple, they lose semester of their sophomore kind of courage to face make-up a long history of National Chiao Tung University, they lost the scoring in the kind of fierce fierce buckle hanging style, Dean finally boomerang!
make-up have not seen the students go home Perhaps they do not return to the distant home, they do not go home, because most of them were in attendance to school, goodbye! (GRATEFUL)