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daughter of the King's MSN signature: Presbyterian surnamed Tang, sweet to sad.

rabbit's blog: parents say, if love, your love. This moment, I burst into tears. Although I more than once said to himself: Don Elder, West banshee will love you for me it?

Monkey SMS: Queen, I Tripitaka, we have the lion camel country, like you, kiss you. Do not return messages, apprentice, inconvenient.

Journey: Houge child, did you offer this fairy ring with Daisy to marry him? Ah you Zhendou! Half-carat diamond is not, for you who are not birds! Chang E's that smell of urine had said to me: say nothing I say whether patriotic, look at many large diamond ring! Alas, the reality of fairies and more,burberry chicago, ah, hey I told you, on this vote cents daughter, you bring a diamond Banzhuan shot her dead, she did not call for help with the ..

Monkey: Buddha , Pinseng Sanzo, Meet the Goddess of Mercy. Shocked by the Buddha as Fozu Qin point of your directors, the role of Buddhist sutras are oriented sub-selection, Pinseng is to audition. First meeting, Pinseng go take a bath, please Buddha later, Pinseng tonight will effect pleasures of the labor

Monkey: His Majesty may rest assured that Pinseng this go away to the west, never to Fozu Ti and the - towards the - the people - all kinds of students. This filled the Buddhas, chosen by mortal marble,burberry bikini, sigh once immortal, who care about mortal life and death? Pinseng a Xinxiang, just perfect virtue, into the Western Paradise. The so-called mortal beings, the suffering, dry Pinseng Pishi! One in the truth, and now that lower-ranking officials of the thoughts, the after career, are the same as men.

Monkey: Oh, really busy here in the market, not through such a long time lots of hustle. Hey Monkey See, that few have been followed from our Western Xiaowa, curly hair and big eyes, exceedingly well-behaved! Really honest cute, ha ha ha ... ... hey? Pig, you rake it? Hey Monk, our luggage it? Ah! My white Ryoma it? !

Monkey: Monkey you all right! Wake up! Pig Monk, you do not run ah! Back to save as a teacher! Ah ... ... do not fight, do not fight,north face on sale! ... ... Pinseng really went away to the west to strike a canon ... just come here and bureaucratic customs clearance for the text ah! Right, right! Is the text goes on clearance, not a few complaint letters ... it is my apprentice! We really did not come to a collective petition of ... ... ah!


officials: ah ha ha! Tang Dynasty monk, polite and courteous! I found myself is the county magistrate, which twenty-five colleagues is the county's deputy magistrate, oh, hundreds of people out that are all magistrate assistant. Clearance for the text of the matter is not urgent Well, first call the Tang Dynasty monk and four outstanding students, I found myself together with the county government to go upstairs Yingge Court entertainment a little? Of course! Everything, are all a thing of the big girl. Safety! Absolutely safe! I found myself their own uncles brother is opened.

Master, Journey, Young sand, you do not cry. An Laosun also know that this demon is of the good, the road traveling, we paid a lot of joy, but the Jade Emperor decreed, that this demon with no connection to heaven and are away to the west, in the mortal self and capable of misleading people, must be Heaven . Ministry of heaven is God has sent down the thunder tenrai killed this demon, I went to see the original body is an eDonkey, wasted step. If things had gone before I temper ... ... nothing more, and days of fighting Anke misfortune, hit the road.

Monkey: Buddha, Monkey, to avoid further blame for the division, and the monks compassion, as a teacher just see who the donor is very painful, before allowing Monk to help him ride the horse, as a teacher and how know that he is here Yamen fishing - Fish - enforcement - law, bait it? Well, quick to make a stealth method to purple robe and alms bowl and the division of bureaucratic get back from it.

Monkey: donor, Pinseng Datang soil is from the East, are kindly requested to spend the night ... this ... hey? Donor? You open the door na donor, donor? Operation!


Monkey: Monkey darn! Allowed hands-on! Several donor that are not monsters, how can you be incorrigible, and pretend random killing? ! ... Oh? House to buy land they are building businesses? Amitabha ... ... Monk, help for the teacher to take about five Buddha crown; Wukong, the Monkey King Bar as a teacher by a use! No, Journey, you rake to me! Your mother ... ...

Journey: Hey master! This time, ah, but thanks to my Laozhu first find the hole! Houge to promptly rushed to you from that room to save out Banshee, Houge said at the door heard that Banshee thinks succeed Jianxiao it! Nick, nick ... ah ... hey master, how your lips have curly hair root?

Monkey: Monkey! Ah this Pohou you! Mom did not have to lose your uncle, or to see how a teacher yells at you! I am his mother told you how many times, whenever I'll catch a female demon, so I signal, so I signal and then save! You Xipixiaolian less! Look for the division, and each time you suddenly burst into shock into soft, then so several times, as a teacher ... ... fear is no longer impossible Purdue them, and sad indeed it! Sun Wukong, the beloved disciple, watching the tears of a teacher swear, just this once, these days?

Monkey: Journey, Goku is not, you go to some of the Zhaifan come. Monk, you go to water the horses. ... ... Pig, Pig, Fuer over. Remember! We just went to that family passing on, is a village women with a child of the house, playing for the division which had to smell the fragrance, in get Jiang Zhouzi, Bel fragrant! Go, anyway, a mother and son, do not give the rush! Speed ​​to the speed back!

Monkey: Buddha, the monks do not bear false witness. Female donor, you really Pinseng travel from east to soil encountered so far, the most beautiful and sexy woman, you see you this hair, this hand, this skin, it feels ... ...

Drifting : Master! Big Brother said on ah! We have been living in earthquake-prone of the domain, if go to those schools, health care facilities spend the night, late at night in case of collapse, then what to do? Here we go spend the night in a night bar Yamen.

Drifting: Big Brother! Do not go! If you have a slip, who will protect the master westbound learn? Refrain from impulse ah! I know you're resourceful, had one hundred thousand heavenly days will have to take you live, but not generally in front of those demons, but here are the city - tube!

Monkey: Monkey, Pig let that carp sperm into the water to catch it. Your water well, if drowned, as a teacher how to afford this salvage fee ah! Oh, no, no, Journey without problems, he would float the.

Goku: Master! You do not chanting salvation, and that just killed a few are involved in gambling Ju, here was only to statutes beheaded. Right, right! That is, before we go to court for clearance here the text, I saw that a group of eunuchs play kickball. What? Oh, you said just now that a high official, ah, ah concubine who also charge money to win the next trick, ah, you do not get to know the master, the non-called gambling Ju, non - France - A - Lee; court take time out is called color, is the co - France - Convergence - Finance.

Monkey: Monkey, Journey, Monk, to the teacher in front. Well ... ... not as a teacher blame, but I have forgotten the teachings you fail? You and I are all mentoring Buddhist teachers, avoid ring a lot. I do not steal, do not lie, do not bad mouth, not greed, no, not crazy, you always keep in mind that! Both Xinxiang, if not self-study, how was immortal? Well, as a teacher to ask you, in the end who is his mother! Last night while sleeping for the division, landed quietly stole my food? !

Monkey: Journey! This fool you! Which are miles to go, and you can not change a song hum ah! Has been singing

Drifting: Two brothers, do not let the master quick drink, Singles last year he was drunk, dirty cassock, spit, shout the cry to return to her country ... ... hey? Two brothers are you going? You do not go ah? Big Brother Come! Two brothers ran to the direction of Gao Village flew away!

Journey: Master, you launched it, and left these two steps to maintain the Han body? You pretend to be a monk idol ah? You see you letting Houge go pick berries, food can improve the look O death? I have fully demonstrated the existence of vegetarianism is not reduced fat.

Monkey: Monk, you see, you do not water the horses, and holding a cell phone to play the self-timer. As a teacher talked about, you face huge mouth wide lush beard, no matter how Duzui not kawaii. Come, give me shots and as a teacher to teach you a few Scissorhands style.

Goku: Master ~ I come back! This fool said to be in the Pig, the sand really carefully Mensao Young! Ah did not go begging to Internet cafes. I changed flies when he was slipped into the cat rushed to post it! What is striking [insignificant]: rough ride late country guy, giant multi-PP, tap the drop ... ...

Monkey: This Pohou you, it really respecting, just in front of that spider jing, why you get hold of Leopard install sexy aprons? Why did you grab the limelight as a teacher? Shut up! I control you is the leopard or the tiger! You do not know who he is? You an ex-convict who you put on a hair in front of me ah? You see a head of yellow hair dye you carry your root mounted steel Young and Dangerous ah? I am his mother ... ... Oh, Buddha, Praise Praise, as a teacher some panicked.

Monkey: Monkey King, a teacher to give alms bowl and chopsticks used Zijin, Monk, you go to the kitchen did not look familiar Pig.


Monkey: Journey, you have been my big brother back Huaguoshan, but you are so embarrassing task! Still does not change you are double - in heaven when the leadership rules before the bad habit! As a teacher you into the cave tackling that banshee's bottom line, but you stole an apron back! Lietu ah,2011 air jordans! I had known as a teacher should change the nickname you called nine ring! ... ... Show it as a teacher to see, the original taste of it?

Monkey: You did not give the guests a bath done here, ah? Not quality! Well, pass me my robe, as well as Buddhist monk's staff!

White Rabbit: Buddha, I really quit! Anyhow, I is the West Sea Dragon King of the three Prince ah! The road I travel to master riding no problem, but as long as he master Lu Yu a little pretty, want to take the wind horse woman, you pulled me to come along. Many times he rode with a woman I am, no secluded place to play horse shock! The most annoying is the master and several brothers gave me the name of the disgusting, do not call me white Ryoma good, actually told me to ... ...

Baimeng Meng Zhong Yao: Goddess of Mercy, you put the black bear strange, strange Leo and yellow eyebrow witch of these accounts are written off it, we can not afford, and rely on. Mentoring with the monk you sent us against, but you adjust them so high level, how to fight? In particular, the Monkey King, equipped to a high attribute points, and call skills, the most annoying is that physical attacks ineffective, immune to fire, magic attacks the immune system ... ... not to mention we have a single person, the team also beat ah! Do not say, under 88.

six ears monkey: Monkey King! Do not talk to you that I always tear your words that tear! I am not afraid of you six ears monkeys! Consequently you say I like you? I relied on copying famous! Yeah you hit me hit me Yeah, you kill a stick how can I? I few hours after the resurrection,shoe timberland! I was above, I placed above is down!

Wukong! Hugh was rude! Oh, the elderly, Pinseng Datang soil is from the East, passing through here today, I do not know old people can open the door ... ... the elderly, please avoid further abuse, Pinseng apologize ... ... for the great disciples, the elderly, please stick pestle with Mo Pinseng Please pacify the elderly ... ... ... ... ... ... old old guy I look at you and then move to try? ... ... Oh, I speak? Wukong! Cut him! Pig Monk you are on, teeth knocked out the eye rolling blind legs discount! Had a good Kazuya's!

Pig, a former number one Tianhe Water Conservancy Bureau. A public banquet drunk,asics gel running shoes, intent ** Moon Palace front Chang E, Chang-e in the process of violence against its recorded, and then denounced to heaven. Heaven authorities investigating the matter, the Pig has sent twelve thousand gold hush money, but the hideous act of ultimate exposure. Have pleaded guilty to repent because, heaven under the facts of the crime, consider the case of

Monkey King, who organized the social nature of the criminal gang leader B, in monkey Huaguoshan recruited several members of idle society are engaged in various illegal activities, resulting in a very bad influence, serious damage to the local social order. In the implementation of the arrest process, the many violent resistance to law, openly provoked me to heaven. I am heaven showed strong restraint, to retreat, a great blow to their arrogance, sent away to the west after his arrest will eventually accept the ideological re-education.

Journey: Young sand you can see, it caught a cockroach fine, Houge As to the sky gods are invited to it? Really hey it so many times have you seen this monkey off their taking it every monster? Za Za whistling with every goblin shouting: Hey you look at the sky to the number of gods, yo there are several riding a broom, and my only heaven sanitation of all the shouting came.

Journey: Houge hey, I have no supernatural powers to make quick weight loss? You know, feeling I have to master every night before falling asleep in the chest, if he made a dream, but also squeeze and pinch, and exceedingly uncomfortable!

Monkey: Monk, as a teacher's cell phone charger it?

Monkey: The Banshee donor, Pinseng fully understand the feelings you want to live forever, but rather than you eat my flesh, it would be better for me ... no, no! Buddhists do not bear false witness. Just think, you swallow Pinseng the flesh, why would you swallow Pinseng than the essence of more nutritious, but it can make you live forever stay young?

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