1 a man going to the toilet, had just shut the door,Cried the folk watched , peruse it as themselves a, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought, which namely afterward door Who? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: Why do you come ah?
he was maddening and said: ah shit! To why this tin? !
next door asked, What time do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are mad people! His chagrin, said: lawin left! !
this time next asked: which will you come to me almost it, okay?
This one was surprised: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD perdition, metamorphosis!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you a call in the past, I had a stupid side to B! TMD then incumbent on me old! !
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a woman the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, embrace like to do, the front is the foot. man fell to the ground wailing, said: are the third block, and I perturb anyone, to go home with pieces of cup so hard Why?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a colossal wet pants. Friends: how rainy your pants now? Ge: Since I frequently fame. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Often the human next to spatter the urine suddenly turn shouted: food label, husband wife gestures suspect. Out on the huge shade Husband appears to be restless, blurted out: . . . .
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money a bus to go home, found the wallet on the exercise no one yuan Ling Chao, an anxious, they took out a ten-dollar big stamp into the slot. Later,north face jacket women, pile up convinced needless to consult it with the driver, can I at the door, the next tourist to be dripped into the slot of the money because themselves? The driver admitted. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the exercise. I stand at the door, the first traveler said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a greenback hand. Cooked according to the law, and soon received a greenback eight. Then came a Han, muscular border, shaved plate-inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: , cried up: I saw him handing me the purse from his pocket, Distressed, said: I am not a man I bombard, I said, you said I was not, I took to show you girls laughed, one of the maximum livestock, that you ah ~~~~~~~~~~ I'll dig the personality card read out to the
7 live below a no one, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called and said early in the evening to go home for my birthday congratulations, but also gives me a surprise ! heard the agreeable news! I work today to buy up the extra power, ran about a dozen customers! back to the corporation. all 3 in the afternoon, and a see into the restaurant, only a pitiful soup, and mutton fried 3 beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way to escape a a.m. buyer, the stomach has long been the cuckoo's call, and had to be a mall Rouchao 3 beans and a large pan of carrot soup, eat up! did not anticipate the temporary work, and my stomach like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a maniacal piston! flash, a Unit of oncoming rush of gas from my body rushed out! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, stomach started singing lightly, alternatively mortified, but soon became a barrage of puff do ring! nice abdomen up it! and then, but his girlfriend called and said She has been home, and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me favor this piece of mortified it! ... ... on the way home I accidentally put a lot of effort to fart. coming home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think we should not be out whichever problem. distant to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a morsel excited, she said, shouted, Tonight,ugg button, I prepared for you a very splendid, will definitely give you surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. it was just at this time, his girlfriend's compartment call rang and this incorrigible my life up! I find reason to say too chaotic to allow her to variant room to pick up the call! she I can not reveal the non-blindfolded with a napkin, but I curse! before the phone went to distinct apartment and she left, I would seize the opportunity, the body heaviness to migrate a thigh to fart put out and this Pifang was not only loud, and smells like a putrid savour emitting eggs and I almost could not exhale, so I touched the cushion, straining to the surrounding violently in an venture to fan out this obnoxious odor. As I just feel better, another fart again. I began to elevator the legs up! it sounds like a diesel engine rotation speed voice, and this time even extra unpleasant odor the order as not to strangle, waving my arm up cushion flare, I wish the smell dissipates as soon as feasible. is going to return to customary in all the time, another fart and can not await to come rushing, so I stood up , bent, butt back to the top stick up! put it out. This Pifang was really called first-class, behind even the newspapers have been beat to the ground .......... I listened to speak to another room girlfriend voice, because the promise to obey does not glance, I can not open the eye, can only be placed in the dark constantly fart, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach,cheap uggs, and do not make the house more smelly! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers to fade into the lower stomach beneath the drops out of the ass and groping behind the terrace door open, almost the entire ass out into the balcony, crazy sensational start to fart ..., ah! feel better and more! after dancing I muff with cushions Full House fan, appeal that stocks can be quickly dispelled ... ... the stench, and accordingly, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side constantly fart, meantime constantly violently with cushions, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room atmosphere and my stomach is much better! I quickly tied pants, achieving her hair and began gracefully, with a laugh waiting for me to bring my darling surprise her when she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a couple of agreeable look like. girlfriend for her first melodrama fjust about long I pardoned to the phone, then asked if I had not secretly opened a fabric in my peer to her that no, after removing the cover on my girlfriend's eyes fabric, and I said, My girlfriend let me take them today, not to see you, they say you are in the photo very gracious, long handsome man! Well! You see, at the table in these 5 units of the good are my sister, and I stood on a terrace that six school best friend! birthday celebration. Now,Karen Millen Lace, every face them with a kind statement of unspeakable looked at me, like finding a Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...

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a dog mouth slander another jump table to find food, find a fowl, he tried to eat, the landlord suddenly exclaimed: If you defiance to the chicken how, I told how are you! So the next chicken dog licking ass
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feminine colleagues, our unit yesterday on the bus go to the bank, the motorcar has a very brilliant young to dress woman. Passed a satyr, standing backward her, back and ahead and her physical contact. Woman was furious, hurrahed back: you squeeze a J8 ah! ! This time the car was calm, boring afterward a few seconds, the color male replied: 1 J8 was the car laughs. Our colleagues, had a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, and after a station to get off that pervert a shopping
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abdomen suddenly felt quite afflict, then into the edge of 199 eat peppery jug, say along a toilet to use, yet why I could no find searched the 1st ground, so I went apt the second floor, second floor is still vacant with not elaboration everything, but found to have a lavatory door near * failure to be repaired, do no use *, I actually could no aid myself, whereas he thirty-seven twenty-first, anyway, no an nigh, Tuolekuzi ashore toward the restroom crouched, wolf in sheep ... ... thrilled! ! After I went downstairs only to find blank, strange, a period while banquet time is too almost a full house downstairs fair mention, how suddenly empty it? ? Even the waiters and reception are gone ... ... so I approached the counter, and asked: : a families in search of edible and money, but base a juvenile pair in mattress. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and knotted him to a preside and then his wife, in corner tied to the bed and kissed her long neck, and then went into the toilet when the fugitives in the toilet when the husband said to his wife: He must be in prison also long, numerous annuals have not seen a matron, from the path he kissed your nape to penetrate. If he ambitions you to work to bed, do not withstand, do not complain, do for he says,women uggs, no matter how destroyed you must encounter his claims. He must be quite dangerous, whether he was petulant, then we may be slew. You must prop on, child, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he calculate you're cute, and inquired my kin there vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
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a remote mountainous area, a woman surely water-flowering, presently after the matrimony, the men go out to do business, a woman in the house with her lover having one business. Matter to the half, came to hear to footsteps outdoor the house, the woman hurried to her lover wearing sheepskin coat to hide the sheep pen in the backyard. The man pulled a woman want to come back row intercourse, the woman refused, the men went to the backyard starve and thirst caught a sheep, the sheep is the accident that a woman posing as her lover, and doubled after clouds and rain,Association of elementary list beginning notice, the men met back into the house, middle of the night and catch sheep vent doubled. Morning, the men wake, I recall final night, that the sheep do not have doubled the taste, right afresh to the backyard, is ready to deed to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to educate, for the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with his word, the man mouth on to the sentence: , and it is not exceedingly startled, very silence replied: Children to school very painful ......the sentence: