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2. A kid, my family was poor, no money to buy a bike, I had to fight every day to school. Junior high school, because my grades were too prominent, and school leaders leave me to read for two years. After graduating from middle school, high school principals feel that I am the future, the more I paid thirty thousand. Middle School when the teacher that I already have ability to survive independently, so I dropped out of school.
3. a flower shop advertising: today's price rose the most affordable restaurant can even buy several flower to give his wife.
4. The only difference between me and Superman is to wear underwear in it!
5. contraceptive effect: not successful, it becomes
6. I am not a casual person! But it is not just people!
7. While you snag! Do not self-compassion, snag good! Snag can dig sweet potatoes, rain can cover the chin, across the tea-leaf tea can, a picnic can be a knife and fork, you snag is first-rate!
8. Junji family life Kangxi, Yongzheng and character, the cause of Qianlong, everything Jiaqing, future dynasty, wealth Xianfeng, both inside and outside wen, Chiaki dynasty, Peoples Xuantong!
9. I was an onion, standing in the rain, who would take my miso dip, X His ancestors! Walked past the North - South - behind the drink toilet water, rail trail pressure off the legs, and also kissed the mouth fool. Been on the mountain, played on the Tiger ~ Shaolin practiced Wu, left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right, and often take Clinton as hundred and fifty, but also take the Buddha Hey Tiger! Danced on the pyramid, the head of Jesus played drums.
10. I was in the lakes, rivers and lakes but not on my legend!
11. About G-string: In the past, took off his underwear to see ass; now, unplug butt look underpants ... ...
12. other people's way, let others no way! < br>
13. I lie like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but I could not find a way out.
14. muddy rivers and lakes of people come down the line, things distinguish between north and south. Hit the corner muddy feel, lying on the ground a few stars!
15. I heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. In retrospect, I actually busy divvying up naked for 19 years!
16. dormitory roommate brothers decided to implement the following penalties: covered with old Chinese advertising allowed to hold the poles,cufflinks paul smith, full of tears full of soulful cry out loud: I finally saved the disease ah!
17. plug is the plug-hole people, there is a hole plug socket by others!
18. three over and not into the ladies room!
19. Mouse never a waste of time at night, and we humans are a waste of a third day
20. the people? broken mouth!
22. now the most tears will not make you cry!
24, a man by the housing, sows can be a tree.
25, down from me when the university, Tizhaokuzi said: you can go, but the youth must leave, now did he realize I was in college but the university is not on me!
26, and his writing five hundred years immortal, enduring a thousand of its people, a thousand years after the end of the world, and everything rotten of.
27, I challenge someone to say: you put your horse over. I do not answer, but disease away relaxation, and then belatedly overthrow him.
28, the so-called grown up, that is, you know what that is, the so-called mature, that is, you know, after deliberately did not know.
29, work to do Only in this way pass.
30, know the human being behind it is wise and aestheticism, know to Man, is Jianxiong.
31, cowardly hypocrite to say to white ashes; bold hypocrite to say that the black ash of right and wrong and wrong is not the most successful, but there is no black and white .
32, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
33, stupid not scary in its stupid, but try to be smart in the beginning. ,
34, forgot to pull the zipper to urinate, you're middle-aged man; small ship forgot to pull down the zipper, you're old the.
35, a bath is ass good fortune, heads to endure hardship; enjoy life watching movies is the head, buttocks hardship, and listening to you is to head butt all suffer.
36, no Kinds online since ancient times, fallen woman line by line, sometimes a few of the birds mandarin ducks, pheasants with a pervert is.
37, how to maintain body? Overeating.
38, knowledge of the United States, is make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men derailment; beauty of a woman, is so stupid no regrets; men of the United States, is right day hell .
39, you see you! Look back millions of soldiers and agitated; turned to scare millions of bold warriors.
40, blind eyes plucked hair poked his face splashed sulfuric acid to knock the teeth do adult stick his tongue cut out, including the MM with the removal.
41, if the Replies is a virtue, then I would become a saint.
42, would rather let the Chinese do not have a virgin, do not allow Japan to have a virgin.
43, handsome man with a long ass with it? The bank can face credit cards?
44, will not you sing the lead wolf, really - you will only scare away the wolf.
45, if you hate a man, put him into a woman beat Li Yuchun, the upper body so that he can not enjoy the happiness, if you are a ruthless woman, put her into the men beat Li Yuchun, lower body so she can not enjoy happiness.
46, he is a cold knife, sword is cold, the heart is cold, the blood is cold, by which people die of it?
47, really do not want to do - because Tiechu has been ground into the
48, east wind, newspaper brass, beauty drunk, hope king back, news of flying, go warrior.
49, hand to hand-off, foot to foot off, head to the West it bad.
50, chat precious,puma store locations, net costs even more, if to sleep, the two can throw.
51, do not chat online, air life and death gods.
52, this person is dead, something burning paper.
53, Pegasus Meteor Fist - Lushan Thang Long Pa - Fung Wing Tianxiang - diamond dust - Nebula Chain - not dead, then please leave a message.
54, is organizing a special meeting to study master in the end to be fried or braised Skeleton.
55, the wind tears drip, pee laugh feet.
56, who loose the old flesh, not in Gan Shasha.
57, mother to teach her child to urinate, a zipper, two out, three pull-back, four pee, five push forward, go back six or seven zipper. Little boy grow up,white puma shoes! One day her mother heard him in there shouting out
58, life is not like cooking, put all the materials are ready before the pot.
59, as a prisoner of fear on you. Want to make you free.
60, is a woman's love of shopping centers, shopping malls only to become more and more exciting. The savior of women in shopping malls, the entrance of every mall should remain with the greatest words: thank a woman.
61, bow to the courage, looked to have low gas.
62, afraid of being used, afraid you are useless.
63, is a good-tempered person can wear in the social best in costumes.
64, sometimes, we are grateful for small favors of others, but then the kindness of family life turned a blind eye.
65, only knew just who will inevitably be broken; only soft people, end the end is a coward.
66, Although I am not beautiful, I take you still when the bandits, I do not look fat, I take you still as wooden club.
67, I do not care you have no money, I only care about you have no future.
68, beauty constipation, and ordinary people goes, so although the loss of a point, after all, is the people's voice ah.
69, then the perfect body, do not love her in the eyes, but also a solution of ridicule condiments.
70, trees do not repair shape up, children do not pounding.
71, accumulated for a long time, possibly leading to outbreaks; and broke a long time, could cause a crash.
72, on the last to Christine, the next to Granville, including but not exposed to the same level.
73, hard no matter how tough, when he is hundred and fifty, hard to re-insurance, the skin on the face when he was two.
74, you said you behind a forward head also wearing a hat.
75, also blasted the head of every lightning comb.
76, I will not speak, saw many people on the stuttering, like sheep, like shit, not to your taste, please bear with me.
77, on the Xiaotian Wen, Xiao under geography, in pediatrics, yin and yang to know, understand gossip,louboutin outlet, logistics in or defeat, making a thousand miles below.
78, before the skull after the basalt, left the Green Dragon White Tiger right.
79, explanation is to cover, cover is a story. ,
80, a distance the mountains, close look silly pressure Liezui.
81, knew the time had gone, life is living in regrets.
82, wax torch ashes tears dry, I will be overtaken by Chunni Hu spend more.
83, Britain today is not dog fighters,spyder ski wear, gossip tomorrow actually become refugees.
84, lip off the situation, the real thing real skill.
85, know how to use the error appearing in court to prove their innocence of pornography.
86, men are not drunk, how women have tips; woman is not drunk, how men have the opportunity; a woman a man is not drunk, no one hotel to sleep.
87, very macho,
88, subjugated women do not know hate business, prostitutes do not understand extramarital affairs.
89, in fact, many people say that I like Liang Chaowei, I do not want to admit, because I think everyone should make a feature, I still feel more like my long Takuya Kimura.
90, my body position monk, my task is to love given to all beings.
91, you took my Stand, submarine out of balance, immigration has caused us only on shore.
92, to the top of the hill only to find that the wrong way and right way then a few steps backward in the distance.
93, not steamed buns Zhengkou Qi, right?
94, I eat more salt than you have rice to eat much? That is what you Kouchong; I go over the bridge the road than you more than it? That you are lazy to move.
95, calm forbearance and tolerance, not step back a brighter future.
96, I'm fine, Thirteen golden helmets, practice is the ass.
97, Everyone must die, ah a shit is not paper.
98, so make you uncomfortable, you always pull off the pants.
99, optimists see opportunity in the disaster, pessimists see the disaster in the opportunity.
100, is angry that someone else's mistake to punish oneself.
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