Why is Russia a very fast country?Because the people are always Russian!How do you cure a headache?Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!What did one virus say to another?Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!What happens when plumbers die?They go down the drain!Your ugly.And you're drunk.Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober!How do you stop a cold getting to your chest?Tie a knot in your neck!What is the fastest thing in water?A motor pike!
