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The Use of a HandsawAt the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it, my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed h …

AURORA, Colo. (June 25, 2011) New research shows that adolescents and young adults with type 1 (juvenile) diabetes have thicker and stiffer carotid arteries（颈动脉） , also known as atherosclerosis（动脉硬化） , a risk factor for heart attack and stroke in adults. T …

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!!!" "Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer. "Congratulations for what? …

A guy comes home at 3 o'clock in the morning. He has obviously had more than his share of booze. His wife meets him at the front door, and the following conversation ensues:"Where in the fuck have you been?" "Hey, mama, I was just out having a good time!"" …

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