Question: every day, going to the toilet, okay?
answer: well, waste paper


question: the easiest longevity secret?
answer: Keep breathing, do not breathe.


Q: Why have these days I pull the little dolphin is the hard?
Answer: It is the landlord of the precursor into a small sheep


question: How thin can be the most effective hip?
answer: rub trees.


questions: screen constantly displays a slight shake,asics australia, in what ways?
answer: you constantly shake, when you monitor the frequency and amplitude with the same screen, you will not feel out.


question: Why do good Never look back?
Answer: Because horse shit in the back pull.


question: how to get rid of the annoying dog? Some dogs near my house, and do not ignore it just to run, often at night in my house shit, there is no way to not let it shit in my house, or mysteriously killed, and to put it no one knows.

answer one: and the owner said useless, I tell you a good idea. Every time the dog shit, you go to peep, and so the dog found you peek, it will shy, no longer afraid to go to your door shit up.
answer two: buy a computer to it, and then teach it to the Internet, it is no air to your home door.


question: Why am I dizzy when playing 3D games?
Answer I: cerebellum developed.
answer two: the brain developed.
answer three: size of the brain are underdeveloped.


question: how drive away ants?
answer one: in the bedroom door labeled
answer two: buy anteaters come back not to end up.
answer three: Play Chu's song
Answer four: this issue posted to the nest entrance, they are hard to die! Difficult to die of this paradox will be tortured to death. !
Answer five: keep some termites, so that they racial discrimination, kill each other.


question: how can we pick up more money in the street?
answer one: his own wallet on the ground can be.
answer two: the best when the garbage cleaning staff. Sidelights of money so a great chance.
answer three: money is not picked up, do not go down, money is the fall from the sky, always look up.

Question: I want to ask Baidu do not know know know know know know do not know do not know did not know did not know that know do not know the end of the day to become aware of or do not know the day do not know know know know Baidu To ask I do not know know know know know do not know. Please add punctuation, bad Shenru ~

eyes replied: I want to ask Baidu to know: Do not know did not know, do not know know the end to know to become not know, do not know or do not know. God knows, to know, Baidu know, I know do not know to ask, know do not know do not know!


question: Why does the moon around the sun?
Answer: Because the moon has turned around the earth.

questions: Liu sworn off seating for Who?
answer one: Coldest Winter.
answer two: Yan Huang Erdi.
answer three: peaches.

question: Often heard in the movie, Accurate mean?
Answer: It should be only right: unbelievable (An Bao tired baby) incredible! notpossible (torsion afraid Division Po) can not! This is a tone that is more intense than those above.

questions: Rocker his legs harm?
answer: half the size of half ass will be small.

Question: Why do people fear high, while the birds do not?
answer one: people know what it's like fall, but the birds do not know.
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Question: Why do witches ride a broom to ride the bench is not it?
Answer: Because riding a broom more handsome than riding the bench, and encounter the enemy (powerful, their beat) can work disguised as sweeping.

question: Why always wear Superman underwear on the outside?
answer one: wear on the inside, and who know that you are Superman?
answer two: Batman, bra sets the head of; Spider-Man, Waichuan a; how Superman can not walk the fashion line? Underwear he wears outside the ... ...

Question: My computer has a virus what should I buy a good pesticide?
answer one: what do not, you can not start a month, the virus starve to death inside.
answer two: light starvation was not enough, in case the virus infection is too hungry to climb out how to do someone else's computer! It not only starve to death or else to bring a bag boot the computer up to it without water run out of food seal off the air the job.
answer three: Fu Yan Jie with it, wash more healthy.
answer four: with Fu Yan Jie No,timberland shoe, ah, upstairs. If the computer is a man how to do? In fact, Tide best. Not to hurt the hand, sterilization.
answer five: the whole upstairs is not kind, computer viruses can not use pesticides, you put the computer into the quarantine station to the doctor to shot on the line, a year after an injection can completely prevent the virus the.

Question: My computer viruses; I sprayed with insecticides on the host, no matter how things? Association to the answer to the consumer
II: nothing you spray a lot of pots that were not enough like

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question: on the market fertility drugs? What can eat a little fat? The simpler the better!
Answer: Yes, as long as the moment immediately become fat. Method is to find a hornet's nest, stirring twice to go into his hand, Oh, just a moment, to ensure that even fat mom did not know you.


questions: ask the expert, bank robbery what the gun right there where to buy guns, AK-47 how much money one? Know what to say. Thank you!
Answer: There is no experience here, but try to grab what you will see them.


Question: Please give some examples of chemistry for the benefit of mankind.
answer one: nearly a century, the chemical on human society made the most outstanding contribution to the about: synthetic fibers, dyes, petrochemicals, pharmaceuticals, fertilizers, synthetic materials.
answer two: the atomic bomb. No no

questions: a mental problem. What is behind the 228? What is behind the 103? 85 behind that? 3 answers are the same! I like the answer.
answer: a.


questions: Stars on the toilet to eat it?
answer one: Of course not, star meal called Star on the toilet is called So do not
answer two: do not see it as not happening.


question: the mission of maintaining world peace to me
can answer one: If you are a dynamic Superman, I will consider.
answer two: of course not to you, the next U.S. presidential election must be you to come forward, otherwise the American people will never be allowed.
answer three: If you have superhuman strength, the ability of Sixty Million Dollar Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and skill, the courage of Astro Boy, a break of wisdom, the courage of Mao Zedong, Zhou Enlai means, basically Bush's plan ... ... you can go to the maintenance of world peace.
Answer four: to open such a big joke
answer five: you think you ah? what to you! If you are Altman, it can be!

Question: Why do students quarters to disable the How do the laundry clean and
A: wash


questions: one for the shrimp porridge so difficult? ? ?
1 A: forging articulate about it, that's clearly not difficult
2 A: The porridge is personal? ... who used to be the way??
3 A: to rice dumplings .. it is not difficult.


Question: I accidentally swallowed a bug, whether it be trouble?
answer: of course, is a good thing, and can enjoy a rare game world, but those things also rich in protein, many trace elements, can certainly increase your skill.


Question: Help! My computer can not be switched up! Do not turn the fan, the motherboard light is not bright ah!
Best answer: plug wire it?
the best answer to the supplement: No!

Question: I am a computer network, the students. We want to open games, and the teacher wants us to say that a slogan for the class? To be novel, innovative, we have learned with the computer network.
Answer 1: The maximum flow rate, the fastest speed!
Answer 2: We guarantee card
not answer 3: XX classes, telephone lines, our class of small fiber!


Question: Who can describe what CPU, memory and hard drive the relationship??
answer: Are you cpu memory hard drive is the pot is a bowl, you eat directly with the bowl, but the thing is out from the pot containing the


question: will the baby was born in February 2007, Dad surname Zhang, mother surnamed Wang, from a name you please, what boys and girls? It is best to double-word name, and is the verb-object structure.
Answer: octopus king


Question: I love unofficially crowned! Disabled people who love me can not bear to see! ! Why is it so ah!
Answer: Although the flowers have been the main, occasionally seems to go loose soil although not bear to look, but also to solve hot hot weather)


Question: I The guppies died within a day 100? Why is this so?
answer 1: Because you are a fool because no culture is a rich fool you burn more money, ah
2 because you are uneducated fool to buy one so much what you do not first try to put two water
3 because you are a gullible fool to buy the business to you because you are sick fish
4 is You do not know her own fool fish go ~~~.........


question: Why the Tianjin Industrial crow over so many ah?
Answer: Because crows have mixed diploma ah