classic joke:

Daughter of the King: > 
 daughter of the King: : 

 Monkey: Master was rescued, the master of the single-minded escort Buddhist sutras, but the disciples uttered Temple,canada goose jakker, scolded if they visit,canada goose tilbud, even went to the Western Paradise, such as to confirm to give me trouble for laid-off is a matter of time, might as well stay here... 

 Drifting: of fish farming, daughter of country rich in water resources, I would like to put forward a fish farm in the picture the river, the country as soon as possible to help her daughter out of poverty, can be considered relevant to national call thing! Although there is no pig can, but willing to escort master westbound... but every day fetching water and cooking, farming fertilizer,canada goose jakke, so heavy, live,nike free 3.0, all this pressure to be weak shoulder, master, you bear it? monks stress compassion, is it mention that it? Although you can become a Buddha to the Western Paradise, a house divided, but as long as these poor women share those concerns, which they count it? me does not go into hell, who hell! !! I left it! 

 (audience daughters official Ku Cheng) Drifting, Monkey thought: TNND! become so when this fool can say. 

 Monkey: Why do not you three have a chance to woo the Queen, who in the end, to see you good luck. Good health, from drink Huiren. You follow me to sit somersault cloud, to Europe,nike free run tilbud, the U.S. tour have to fly, and even passports are saved! Hey hey hey, tempted,ugg outlet milano, right? ? Oh! Pour in the Pan Sidong time had cobwebs,canada goose expedition, Monkey took two sticks that network called pulpy, ha ha! . . : 

 Onlyyou, love of my heart! 

 Onlyyou, I forgot to learn from! 

 Onlyyou, beloved of my heart! 

 Onlyyou. .....< br> 
 daughter of the King: Next! Please! Give you a second chance,moncler jacken outlet, why do you love me? Needs? Needs? Needs? Needs? pig nose ring, I thought, this is but assured of?) 

 Pig (slowly walked the middle of the hall, face the vicissitudes of life) slowly read: Moon night, a short Matsuoka. The computer side, is dressing. Relatively silent, only keyboard busy. Recall, Jun pig Lang. High toast, whispered singing. Heroes, laugh vicissitudes, each other is short, only long affection. I am the Pig. Com's CEO, the company listed in the United States three months after preparation. . . ... and then go to Buddhist sutras, monk, etc. This is not even. 

 heard later the hearts of jealousy it hard Monkey, alias Wu Cheng-en, wrote a book Pig write ugly and lazy and benzene, to fool the world, in fact, The Pig is the most I have ever seen learned, handsome looks, a pig, is also a history of the Internet can be the first test of the first pig.

classic joke: parking

If there are 100 parking spaces. 
 80 cars to Americans can stop ------ American trucks. 
 to the German people can stop 100 vehicles ----- Germany's most disciplined. 
 for Japanese cars can be parked 120 ----- small Japanese cars. 
 If the people of Taiwan can only be stopped for 2 cars each one ----- two exits.