I heard that you accidentally fell into the garbage pit trash the morning how afraid do not climb up, just come to a scavenging hand you pull the old lady said: people are really a waste of the city, not that the point of a long ugly thing, can not be still, ah ~ ~ ~

I remember when you punch the Nanshan nursing home, kicking the North Sea nursery, a meter look all down, you go to the morgue on a stomping: I agree with the stand up! No one dared to breathe the ~ ~ ~

think you are very happy to see things. See you, see a very happy thing. Love you, I always do. Mind you I've been doing. However, lie to you, just happened ~ ~

promise me, no matter what should be calm, no matter what to do to be strong-willed, no matter when and where happy to be optimistic, Regardless of everyone not to tell him that you are crazy! ~ ~ ~

Farmers mule driver into the city, met a rogue, rogue Q: eat yet? Farmers said: eat! Rogue said: I asked the donkey! Farmers turned to two ears donkey is said: to be honest I do not! The city does not have relatives to say! ~ ~ ~
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two men fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living called?: motions on others friends!

have a bean, fall, and it discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you!
Because there is one thing,arcteryx backpacks, called Test Xiao Ming: ants how to say?
bewildered ....... Xiao Ming said: ant ... ... ... ... he did not say anything ...

a man leave the house Friday afternoon to go to work. The day is payday, so he did not go home, the whole weekend carnival with friends outside, and spent all his salary. He finally returned home Sunday night after furious wife waiting for him, he did a barrage of curse for nearly an hour. Finally, stop the endless nagging wife, asked him: He did not see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday also passed, he did not see his wife. To Thursday, BZX some, he finally left corner of the eye can barely see his wife a little bit of a
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Hacker: I control your computer
white: how to control it?
hackers: white with a Trojan
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
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white:. . . . . . . Task Manager where?
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hackers: fear, right? ! Hey
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hackers:. . . . . .
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hackers: ah
white: you can control someone else's computer? ,airmaxes!
hackers: the
generally white: you can black out that site?
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white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I thought it was because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel bored?
hackers: the pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen one of the
white: is not it, that was the brand
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white: Oh ~ ~ do you see my . . . . Goodbye
hackers: Hi ~ ~ ~ I come!
white: not seen you for several days, was my firewall blocking you?
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White: I want to ask you a favor
hackers: what happened?
white: you can not modify that data into the power system
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want! !
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hackers: die! !

hacker: you are dead go? ! ! !
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
hacker: I'm looking for something
White: What I find here?
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine most all friends
hacker: I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak?
white: a bad mood
hackers: who bullied you?
White: No. I have not lost a Q, and there are my first love
online hackers: This simple, I help you with your back
white: not even come back
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white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
white: you gave me out! ! ! !
hacker: how is it? !
white: you are not using my ID to the forum play? ! !
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the two posts, I promise next time not to play the
white: No! ! !
hacker: how kind you have?
white: you made the post was red-faced of Jesus, the first time I was red-faced, a good time Oh, you must give me compile a
hacker: down!
hacker: hey, I did a lot of fun
white: what
Hacker: I go to the forum posted
white top: This is the usual ah
Hacker: I see the stickers on the top, enjoy the curse landlord is a pig, a good vent
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
Hackers: Yes, has been blocked.
white: this is also interesting? !
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
white: you are pro?
hackers: You can say it.
white: high to what extent?
hackers: ah, I am bored on their own
black white: Ha, this I will!
hacker :#¥%! You can? !
White: Yes, ah, one off it dark. . . . .
hackers: roll!
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1. a indigestion The patient complained to the doctor: I recently very normal, what to eat what pull, pull eating cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? A doctor was silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.
2. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not help but sigh, ! Zhang heard great panic, bartenders busy changed, I heard you are not personnel now? ,paul smith extreme!
5. a Miss United States abortion, the doctor deliberately get the pain, Miss shouting: pain! Can not stand! Doctor: they have to stand by, who told Hello not come to me by the time.
6. ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: What I ate what bit you.
7. bookstore sales with a straight face: Do not look, here is selling books is not the library! Customer: What do you attitude, not a little smile. Salesperson: You are to buy books, or to buy a laugh?
8. a meteor across the sky, I hastened to promise a wish, hope you can become more beautiful, knows just finished Xu wish meteor I sincerely difficult is not it? !
9. an accident the boy to donate blood, his girlfriend, after breaking his blood also asked the boy, the girl fiercely to throw sanitary napkins in the boy's face: also you!
11. Ah Yuen learning in the field. One day, he found living expenses have run out in advance, it is busy to wire home for help. AT & T is only two words: exhaustion. A few days, A Yuan received the call back home: stand up!
12. you know that our friendship, I am filled with a wealth of meaning, when you cry I cry, you laugh when I laugh, when you jump out from a tall building, I would not hesitate to head stuck go: ah, this is ah earth. Passers-by said: exercise, equipment feathers alien
14. I heard that your phone is not SMS, so send this message test. If you have received, confirmed and I send SMS text messages,ugg boots clearance ぺfold starting ● ˉ happy sad ┦, please give me reply: I have, is yours!
15. single Lao Li Wang Q: Why is the law a man can only marry a wife, Lao Li said in earnest: After you have a wife you will find, in fact, this law is to protect the men.
16. There shall come out to feed the wolf, hear a child say that women in the lesson: you cry and then throw out put devices to feed the wolf! Wolf said the results of such a night: tm it! This old bitch speak not count ah!
17. cars put on a sound guy fart, the woman sitting next to him fiercely consecutive three it?
18. I see her face with a shy, cute demeanor, can not help the hearts of a swing, whispered: looking more red, head lower, called me two hundred songs, tell you two hundred dance.
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1. landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if the Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: Newton is really lucky, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not the durian is the coconut ... ...
2. landlord (male): a child molested by uncle ass, now I grew up in the shadow of how to get rid of this mentality?
Re: who made my chrysanthemum, although much will punish!
3. landlord: My girlfriend and I photo, a distant friend of light hit ~
Re: sexual organs of plants inserted in the long-horned cloven-hoofed animal excrement on ... ...
4. landlord: nominated the mainland to play gangster like most actors.
sofa: GuYue.
5. landlord: you have seen a rooster to lay eggs?
sofa: No, but I have seen CCTV to tell the truth.
landlord: Oh, you too much bad, that I worship you!
6. landlord: I bought a new estate, how much say it scared you - I used to drive the perimeter a full two and a half hours! ! !
sofa: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~
7. landlord: Shenzhen south end of a female street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small urban Uncle JJ ... ...
sofa: Well ! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
8. landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots speech I think the future is very slim ... ...
sofa: happiness it you, because really scary is not howling at the moon, but you are playing against a group of cattle !
9. landlord: you women bra big summer not hot?
Re: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
10. landlord: ML and his girlfriend, the girlfriend seems to call another man's name ... ...
sofa: the women you date someone else you have What is not satisfied! ! !
11. landlord: Why G Hu's visit to Japan, Japan more distant, and even the airport with welcome sign hanging?
Re: how to hang? Warm welcome to old friends of China to Japan?
12. landlord: Heilongjiang last year to talk business at night looking for a Russian lady, I mad dry for two hours, do you think S after what she said to me?
sofa: Chinese man really strong?
bench: Are-you-ready?
13. landlord: the use of East-West asymmetry of information, many foreign countries to spread the goods to China have become a luxury, so what's that Chinese brands abroad pretending to refuse offers for higher quality?
sofa: Zhang Ziyi.
14. landlord: Call for dirty curse the most ruthless and does not reveal the word.
Re 31: When your mother is not a man when thrown, the placenta was raised up?
Re 32: I have your mother computer more than 300 photos!
15. landlord: never think scorpion is the whole essence, let's from now! But the key moment, hateful Wukong there ... ...
Re 12: Well, if there for like a lecherous Journey 13 ~
Re: ah, Journey appeared, the fine does not change from the scorpion the ... ...
16. landlord: Dad sent my husband a deer, we say that this is do you mean? There are photos that ~
Re: This is the older of the young generation of spur ah ~ ~ ~
17. Landlord: We all start in terms of a terrorist in the middle funny, tragic story. For example, there is a ghost once, put the ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong married sister ... ...
18. landlord: suspected wife affair, but suffer no evidence ... ...
Re: If you can not hack Edison Chen to do, then do Xie Tingfeng it ~
19. landlord:
Re: Shougong Sha is a virgin desktop shortcut.
20. landlord: news python that swallowed a person is, what really hit the python in the wild, how to do?
Reply 1: seven inches pinch, poke the anus, two very effective, and I hope we widely disseminated.
Reply 2: poke the snake anus anus or your own?
... ...
Re 47: shit, what means wilderness poke!
Re 48: her husband came to know that what means poke!
21. landlord: the unit's people say I look like a Korean, as we say it? (On photo)
sofa: Because you look like a stick, co-workers say so embarrassed, so I had to say you like a Korean!
22. landlord: face and body suddenly grow a lot of freckles, how is it? (With photos)
Re: Oh Maya, the landlord and a look of beauty spot,ecco shoe outlets [ Switch ] man, covered with Shougong Sha!
23. landlord: handsome ass with - Death is not the end, eat!
Re: handsome with disabilities to accompany, a gun fight, there might ride, a car sitting there with handsome crush ... ... how bad? ! !
24. landlord: summer girl to shave armpit hair, or affecting the image of dressing in the unit that weak weak to ask a question, pubic hair with shaving it?
Re: Do not scratch the mouth bar unit leaders!
25. landlord: I found a large grave in the village, planing for a month, dig a worthless do not know the worth of the monument, can not read the words above, please help translate the next horizon cattle ah ~ (Figure )
Re: Tomb please behave, I am a poor dead ... ...
26. landlord: Why Guangxi Golden Throat total football star for your endorsement?
Re: foreign players warm to remind you - curse the Chinese soccer team please use the gold throat throat treasure!
27. landlord: ** the Chinese people,
sofa: LZ such as look,
sofa: day ^ Ya cow's come reports.
bench: day ^ Ya called the chicken came reports ~
floor: day reports came Jiaochuang ^ Ya!
29. landlord: An American salesman named George & Herbert ax to sell successfully to President George W. Bush, so he won the Brookings Institution (the world's most authoritative,ecco men s BF 's life solution , very short and ve, most influence of the salesman organizations) If gives you a chance to sell something, Hu G, what would you choose?
sofa: I want my wife recommended to him! ! !
30. landlord: we all know, to teach from the six north eastern side of the road is downhill, I teach cycling to six suddenly saw a lovely MM cyclist straight down, and shouting too cool! Yes;
2. a day of homework done, let's rejoice!
3. because it is downhill, so the breeze washed down walking towards me, it feels so cool;
4.MM I just saw this guy, heat of the moment was unable to tell the truth, had shouted their cool;
5 we add ... ...:)
sofa: Tomorrow I'll go back to this girl's seat mounted
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1, in this world I believe two people, one is me and the other is not you.
2, damn fun life, because his mother playing with my old life.
3, learn every day want to go!
4, drawing near, it is better to spend money
5, love is made *, and * is committed again and again. * When you do not make a woman come!
6, leaves the left, because the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?
7, some people are so naive, you do not X his mother, he does not know that you are his father.
8, you think I will watch you die you go? I will close my eyes!
9, Buddha said: I prefer to pass to the world in exchange for a life of 500 Review.
10, what am I love you to death ... ...
11, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I can use it to rolling his eyes.
12, the network is like a prison, stole a purse could have been coming in, so he went out on anything learned.
13, Nu Wa day-day, Hou Yi shot it.
14,salvatore ferragamo usa, brothers as brothers, women such as clothes, who moved my hand, foot, and I grilled him clothes!
15, I was an actor, saw eye to MM nice round ... ...
16, God lied to everyone, because hell is beautiful! Buddha knew the truth, so Buddha said:
18, no appetite, I could not even see you, and talk about sex?
19, reason why the angels fly because they are themselves very lightly ... ...
20, I want to puppy love, but too late ... ...
21, the failure of others is my joy !
22, my God! They lost my clothes.
23, born of the people do not fear death, fear of death are not born with TM, so no one other decoration, of TM!
24, the reality of society, a good man ruined my chance!
25, this will not speak English in front of me, OK?
26, although the main flowers, I'll loose soil!
27, the money man, money man hard!
28, if the girl I am, back in love with me ... ...
29, I thought I was decadent, I scrapped the original!
30, come what love is? Sage answered:
32, thinking of how far you go away!
3, gangsters do not be afraid, afraid of rogue culture ... ...
34, Keguan your weight, a small woman, not only prostitute entertainer.
36, something Secretary of the dry, nothing to do secretary.
37, you give me a love, I have you ×!
38, Shitai! You from a monk, right!
39, I love you! None of your business?
40, you are my, my, or my!
41, good! People are forced out.
42, time is like cleavage, as long as he squeezed the total is still there!
43, love to do, cross-mating of people!
44, a man lies a woman can cheat night, a woman can fool a man lies a lifetime!
45, mandarin ducks playing in the water, are his mother drowned; fly together, are his mother to death.
46, committed as
47, my wife call me a third party!
48, like the touch of love; love is a deep love!
49, were not insignificant Wasted!
50, I am not a casual person, I just up and not human ... ...
51, if you can not give your woman to wear the wedding dress, so do not stop you untie the hands of her buttoned!
52, China Finally, sacrificing a virgin, never leave Japan any virgin!
53, take the cow B, and let silly B to speak,tods loafers!
54, and I do not like only a woman on the bed many times, but like many women, and only once on the bed.
55, my brothers go through anything, as the woman inserted brothers twice.
56, pregnant just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
57, a place to pollution in two ways: with the garbage, or with money!
58, water boat, also porridge!
59, children in Sichuan, saying:
61, graduated from college came to understand, had not I was in college, but the university
62, I am ugly, but I am persistent!
63, count the money a few hand cramps, sleep whenever he woke up!
64, the rich get married.
65, what big birds have
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1 to do a cow wandering in between A and C were cattle.
2 love someone is pulling on the phone, I suddenly do not know what to say, it will only want to hear Listen to the familiar voice, the original is just really want to pull dynamic of their own deep down a string
3 Even if there is iron rice bowl,sale tods, you eat what food did not go inside?
4 crowded in Beijing, to the capital of the trouble ... ...
5 long a bun like to not blame the dog to follow!
6 I am not the RMB, how to make everyone like me?
7 alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone.
8 Who is like the dual feelings of loyalty, like the renminbi?
9 points tobacco, smoked is lonely .....
10 leaves left, not because of the pursuit of the wind, but the tree does not retain
11 you see me play word on the screen, but can not see my tears fall on the keyboard ... ...
12 money man, money man hard!
13 most romantic words than .
15 life like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky ~
16 had agreed: even even you and I agree with a hundred years, who died if the 97-year, Modoribashi upper
17 years since the world is difficult to call, in addition to teeth, as well as love
18 are mounted pure water, why, why wolves are loaded sheep?
19 women in mind: a certain put me to sleep but good fun to eat well, once worn out, another woman on the money we spend, we live in the house, we slept the husband, boyfriend bubble we, we also hit the baby
20 If you marry someone you marry first and then marry me, with his savings that led to his sister drove to the BMW.