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Look out lady, there's a photo-bomber behind you. And even though she doesn't know it, he's inching up with a smile that says "I already got a hard on, who wants to dance on it?" This is a classic example of what we call a drive-by-poking. The minute she feels his hips suddenly grinding on her backside shes gonna send him packing, but it's all good in his world - there's plenty other unsuspecting women on the beach. Besides,louboutin pas cher, if you're drunk its not really sexual harassment, right?
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Most of us go to parties hoping one of three things might happen: getting bombed, getting laid, or at least having fun. But, whatever your expectations are, ending up face-down in the dirt with a collapsed chair on your back and a puddle of vomit in your face is not one of them. Alas, this is what happens when Mr. Confident chugs a whole twenty rack to himself (and maybe a little bit of weed cookie). Note: a mouth full of dirt is worse than any work of sharpie art his friends might have drawn on him.
A Sticky Situation
While every lowlife at the party was scheming ways to touch that chest-butt, it appears the fast-pitch-softball-playing friend (right) was simply in the right place at the right time. And from the looks of this picture, what started as "helping her back to her feet" is about to become some extreme-scissoring. You gotta admire this kind of straightforwardness. Once again,louboutin, good old alcohol has greased the wheels for good ol' fashioned titty squeezing. And when picture pops up on Facebook you could only imagine thereaction of the shirtless girl's employer.
The Ejection Seat
The presence of guys like these is a sure-fire sign that its time to find another club. Tanned and juiced up,casque beats, these douchebags are here on a mission: to shamelessly harass every piece of tail in the club until one unlucky lady wins ruffie roulette.
The Office Party
Everyone thinks that they sing better drunk... and that is because they are drunk. Falling over from drunkenly screaming "Don't Stop Believing" in grandma's living room might sound like a badass way to spend a Saturday night,abercrombie, but alas it is not.
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For those of you who have been following our blog, this concept is nothing new. Many people go out on the weekends and drink to excess, debauching themselves with naive hope that people won't remember. Sometimes these maniacs get lucky and the realm of social networking never witnesses the embarrassing,louboutin pas cher, tagged photos; other times, they are not so lucky. Here are 10 more drunk photos you can be glad you aren't in.
Bros Before Hoes
It happens every holiday season: businesses make the mistake of serving alcohol at the office party, and then next morning awkward pictures like this show up in everyone's emails. Clearly enjoying their first buzz since college, this picture is about the closest you can come to the opposite of a Trojan commercial.
Creeper Alert
Well, either amateur night at the strip club let out too early, or this aspiring young dancer couldn't get past the bouncers. In either case, you've got to admire her dedication to her craft - or at least acknowledge that there is a craft. A better strategy for her might be to just strap a mattress to her back,abercrombie, because her gyrating pelvis does not even have the men in the background paying attention.
Dress code be damned, this guy is "tard core." And, the bandanna around the neck isn't just to show everyone that he likes obscure bands,beats by dre, it will probably be used to catch the vomit spilling from this chinless, scrotum-face's mouth. This is how Scarface might have looked if he had worked at a gay night club.
Look at this asshole. The amount of alcohol that he must have drank for such a photograph is embarassing. The amazing part is that he didn't wake up while "his friends" proceeded to duct tape him to the wall place.
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