I was born twice

the first time, a doctor pulled me from the womb where it suddenly collapsed, eyes closed groping a nurse, I plug back the second time ...
After I was born, all of them are hiding in the hospital morgue to cry,herve leger wedding dresses Horrible !, president of his mouth, pumping his son, blame themselves senseless, then I should not be greedy in this business .....

maternal love is great She do not mind me, I raised the adult, but he posted in my face a skull photographs, to reduce stress. mask with me to the old.

I was 11, I third grade, the class is the most important time of curiosity, have desperately wanted to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there is a bold student named Li nickname while I pee when I pulled it off mask, since then, Lee boldly students suffering from a strange disease, can not speak, eyes dull, all day long doing nothing against a person's skull killed without blinking, a close your eyes, it tears more than ....

principals reported the Department of Education, Department of Education sent to, because the students are to transfer a school, principals can only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, the teacher's salary has not landed two months ....
people see me after the Department of Education, Secretary to resign immediately quit the sea, a chain reaction collapse of the country's educational institutions paralyzed .....

I walk in the street , street people, all in Kuangtu more than a group of pigs rushed from behind me, I hastened to wear saffron, made trophy, and gave me a certificate that read: pig Liu Mazi's wife next door savior
blow with him, said his pockmarked face too disgusting, and absolutely want to leave!!! happened to them I went to the window, Liu Mazi wife saw me, did not speak, out of money to the insurance company to Liu Mazi ensure the risk of pockmarks, a pock ten thousand ....

has alarmed the United Nations (? Why say they do), Kofi Annan last resort,karen millen bracelet Journey Guiche ( Chongqing E, requiring plastic surgery forced me to, but not into
power, all After the plastic surgeon to see me cry more than all, nearly half of the doctors into the mental hospital, the symptoms all the same,Herve Leger, nothing will be said only one sentence: Need ugly ..... ugly ....
< br> Arafat's special plane sent to pick me up, asked me to stand in front of the Presidential Palace, to resist the army's siege, I went to stand for a minute, army military withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national spirit, but when Allah special law to introduce my hero when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not find a ....

a writer to me, and tears: my life, the biggest dream is to get a promise Bell Prize for Literature, but now the master is too much ... I have a trick, as long as I can write a book in front of you, I will be winners!!!
I do not believe, so he stayed with me week, up to five million words to write a novel , results,
even the Nobel Prize in Medicine was he took .....

Nobel headquarters announced that if the world I can find to describe the face of the text, you can get prize for literature, the results of all the
writers are diverted to buy pork, and the Nobel Prize for Literature disappear ....

National Football Association Special recruit me into the team, would like to take really out of Asia in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a ball, every game is a score of 12:0
, one a ball, in Ayala open picnic on the lawn, I am a person in front of goal BBQ, all the other players, including goalkeeper halo spit on the ground, the referee red card all need something to discuss not even come out.
course, our team has also been a gradual training of the devil , look at my photos,g star short, then looked at my photos to eat, then play ....

trophy from a permanent stay in China,g-star Reflections of my years, foreign media comment I was the devil incarnation.
lying contest start
world, the colored race of the players exalted bluster Luankan,gstar coat, I took the stage, said only three words of the title, and permanently retained title, I said: I am not ugly .. ...

I cry at night, facing the moon, asked softly: I look good? gently down on the moon, a white object, I picked up a look, is a being 九阴白骨爪crush the little white rabbit .....

I call the sky: God, I most ugly horse ?????
sky suddenly torrential rain fell on my body, I touched one, even full of vomit ......

me away from the earth, came to the ancient castle,g raw jeans, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, who is the most ugly in this world, Mirror tears, suicide can not be broken .....

days I, why I hold a grudge with me ?????, depressed and eventually,karen millen suit, who knows, Yan Wangye under amnesty put me back to earth .....

So I wander on earth, nothing else, online play, I would like to chat, so I applied for QQ number, who knows ....... prompted : Because you are hateful (please forgive me, I is not high literature, can only be interpreted to the point) the Company will not provide numbers dead to you ....

do not know what my piece, can not be sent out .....

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