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TAG Tags: Classic Collection of funny quotes
1. Confucius said:
3. explanation is cover to cover is the story ~ ~
4. not allowed to ask me: how about the recent off?
5. will pay to think about than the pay, well, want to live.
6. have difficulties to be on,abercrombie, not to create difficulties but also the difficulties.
7. summer is not good, even when the poor did not have to drink the northwest wind.
8. hold your hand, the child away. If children go away to beat halo ~!
9. You make me roll, I roll, you let me come back, sorry, I'm far away! ! !
10. I fight fat, almost no sacrifice
11. then what, give me a good affordable grave.
12. lived for twenty years, not for the motherland,abercormbie paris, do something for the people, each thinking of this, heartbroken.
13. and people are not polite will be able to get along!
14. Just give enough for horses or cattle in the overtime does not matter ~ ~ ~
15. Living Well,coach outlet, is born, to live ~ ~
16. and then have to fall in love ugly, talking about the world is full of love.
17. is not a long rivers and lakes, rivers and lakes always have my legend ~ ~ ~
18. do not eat how can effort to lose weight! !
19. fortune-teller sister is not a square, the chatter not so much you want to hear nibbling.
20. I pray with Jesus, practical and stable life, he then said, let's first talk about peace in the world do it ...
21. adults uncomfortable, comfortable non-adult ~ ~
22. taking advantage of young, talented bad thing to have done it, not years.
23. earned the money selling cabbage, speaking in the hearts of white powder sold ~ ~
24. the so-called simple, winged angels, no wings is an idiot.
25. except temptation, what can I resist ~ ~
26. poetry and painting will not, cook and Xianlei ~ ~
27. Where I can not let go, It is because I have not The ~ ~
28. Have you ever said to me, will always love me, love this stuff I see, but always what is?
29. year-old boy is the most feared creatures on the planet, they have a curiosity, mobility, destructive, and
30. a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
31. Love is a sick thing! Because life!
33. were you in its word - and I say pay back the money not pay back the money!
34. My weakness is Xianpinaifu, my strengths are certainly not narcissistic.
35. my wife said to see lightning, I took a kitchen knife cut the cord.
36. ship collision with bridge natural Shen ~ ~
37. I said: sleep to sleep, is sleep.
38. get up every morning to be read through the
39. Although I believe eachother, but may not believe you ah ~ ~
40. I planted a bunch of her boyfriend in the spring and now fall to, tut, actually crop failure ~ ~
41. God said: Do not forget to take an umbrella out, while I have to water the flowers.
42. special people never say that they in particular, for example, me.
43. to complicate matters, in order to realize our ability to work!
44. all right Do not look for me, something more Do not call me ... haha
45. Youth is like toilet paper, looking with a lot of that with the use of forward to not enough ... ...
46. recent work is not outstanding, performance is not prominent, disc a little prominent.
47. I want to find a man like King Kong, as I stood on the tallest building in the United States to give me a plane.
48. I not been significantly, and can come to Thailand, said he did not empty.
49. I'm sorry, you dial the user is married.
50. I though self-knowledge but strongly hardcore!
51. I have two things in life just will not 2 1 then it will not
52. Apart from Jin Yong, JK Rowling wrote seven books can also be connected in one sentence: ha ha products are also good, why do you love someone do not love me ... my dear yuan.
55. love me to say it out loud Come on! I have a lifetime of keeping everything to hate it!
56. I know All good things banquet, but, at least, feast on the cool I want to eat!
57. Journey to the West tells us that there will be monsters in the background leader rescued, not killed in the background was only a stick ~ ~
58. seriously playing against Italy Phoenix TV ad spots!
59. If a bad mood, go to the supermarket squeezed noodles.
60. who delayed me for a while, I let him regret it for life.
61. closed a month, do not call me, call me because I would have come out of a ... ...
62. taxi driver,abercrombie and fitch, the driver of the fighter, oh yeah!
63. thinking of how far you go away!
64. Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not,ralph lauren pas cher, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha! ! !
65. the work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others.
66. fat and haggard with ~ ~
67. Yasuo you to quit when ever consider the feelings of 哆 啦 A Dream! (Last year,polo ralph, Japanese Prime Minister announced his resignation, written by)
68. I have style and bold, well head and the practical, hard-working self-examination but superior taste, faults, we also hope Haihan!
69. Get out of here, non-stop rolling ... ...
70. a man who must be a bounce.
71. I take my sunshine channel, you have your Modoribashi.
72. The greatest tragedy is not young, still in acne.
73. The world is ours, and also the children, but ultimately that bunch of grandchildren!
74. someday your name will appear in the account of this on my home!
75. When you put on a wedding dress I put on a robe ~ ~
76. Our aim is to: Serve the People!
77. Every time I read a difficult time Buddhist scriptures: so delightful!
79. -------------- simple secret of longevity to keep breathing, do not breathe ~ ~
80. the money you really that important? Speak more than 3 hours a cent down.
81. killed I do not say that you do not make honey trap!
82. so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, dedicated bus stopped at the station,abercrombie france, so someone wants to get on the train, I say: Sorry, this is the private car ~ ~
83. good is to feel hungry, I eat meat does not biaji mouth ~ ~
84. Do not talk to me about the ideal `` I quit!
85. .. then stay in bed the morning of 6 coins in his pocket and pulled out a throw to all .. such as positive thoughts for a long time .. .. .. go to school .. too risky, or forget,abercrombie, or to Hamilton .. bar (~ o ~) ~
86. I wanted to be a problem teenager, but I follow rules to live for so many years.
