Really do not see
Met an old friend of female A female B, carefully looked at her half-day, said: "how your hair now? Like wearing a wig the same."
B embarrassed to see no one around, and whispered to Alice and say: "truth tell you the truth, I really wear a wig."
"Is not it?" A said, "I can not see it."

Mow
Once upon a time there was two people, were living on both sides of the river, two ears are not good, but is actually very polite.
One morning, beyond the river CHEAP OAKLEYS 004, see east of the river took out the sickle on the front of the other side shouting: Hey! I said, you are going to mow it?
East of the Jordan saw beyond the river, shouting to him to know is concerned about their own to do what, then shouted: No, I mow it!
Beyond the river, see the other side of the red he shouted, knowing that the caller replied, very politely said: Oh, yeah, I also think you are going to mow it!