1 man really savored, lying is not humiliated! Clearly in the step behind, said the element, secretly appointment, said the brandy drunk, work home exhausted prologue go, whirring down bed to sleep, if the attempt attractive wife, pretending Hantong near cover tolerate! 2 men having an business of the symptoms: the enterprise every day, overtime, home never stick, mobile home ashore the off, cancel the message on the behind end, work to mattress snoring loudly, often anti-wear underwear. Control checks meet the 3 are suspected, 4 can be confirmed.
3. a man to die: see the beauty? Slander die, picking where? U.S. death, deceive the chamber? Sudden death, sleep on the bed? Death, his wife know? Scared to death, dad and mother know? Die of disgrace, governors know? To death, antagonist know? To death.
4. the sky is blue, the sea namely deep, if necessary a man namely true; adore is permanent, the blood is bright red, men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and no an is destined; man reliable, pigs ambition ascend trees!
5. eight men fear: a fear of Valentine's productive, two henpecked hard, three fears Miss sick, afraid of the masses four or five lovers are afraid of bubbles, six afraid of mahjong shooting, seven fear of stolen money stolen, eight afraid of Viagra failure.
6. to ascertain a pretty agreeable youth man, hard to find a able marriage afterward divorce to ascertain a rich, had to find lingering death.
7. man, always smiling, two eye dismiss, not a disease Fanjian is swindling! Woman breast waist, loose **, not excavate your pockets, that is, put your black sword! This years men and strange banshee,wholesale burberry, be careful in strokes ah!
8. This year, my wife like PHS affordable but restricted regional use, such for China Telecom securely landlady, but do not go out with, like China Mobile Xiaomi shrieks also expensive but easy to use. Valentine's aesthetic fashion, for China Unicom, but often out of service!
9. diagnose a woman having an affair never awakened: absent-minded work, go home to her husband fell face, regardless of the child to learn, often extra than cooking salt. Excuse often lack the body, let her husband detached.
10. Now, the meager and the wealthy pork and eat them, eat the rich and powerful bastard; injustice application nausea Internet, lawful favor a battlefield; men and women wish high wish skinny, dog Chuan Yichang human exposed flesh; afraid of love afraid of losing love steal, subjugate positions of terror of retirement,splitrock timberland boots!
11. marriage is called web, bigamy is called a dual-card digit, appoint call migrate affair, more than a lover called Monternet. divorce called the needle number, stop machine disconnection security number, remarried called the complex machine, called the transfer a woman to remarry, remarried a man called up card
12. the poor man: is the country's reason, credit is the unit, the results are led by the wife's wages, property is a child, the mistake is their own.
13. This annual, the woman no less than beauteous pantry, the kitchen is not cordial,adidas high top, gentle spend money, spend money is not the shape, form is not insured, repose assured can not see.
14. driver acquire money acquainting anybody to pull; accounting money pen flower; leaders sign papers with the money; .
17. men tired, it will be knocked back; men unhappy, why they want to wash your hair; bitter man, I often will bet; man busy, so often on the bad bed. Men more possible to do?
15. Wife an vexed, men must conceal; wife out of Biao, a man silently; wife out of congratulating, the man stumble; his wife a fortune, the man to tread down.
16. knowledge of the United States,These 16 sites Zhangdou annotate your health problems, is make a wastage; the beauty of poetry is to excite men derailment; charm of a woman, is so stupid no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day perdition.
17. wine, ah, put in the flask like water, nectar goes haunted, spoke Zouzui, flash walking legs, arrange in bed impotence, middle of the night to find water, apologize the a.m.,timberland for kids, noon reach because the cup is beautiful!
18. in someone's home on the restroom four dilemma: pull over out of periodical; did not pull over polishing the achieved water; pull over polishing the finished water is not rinsed down; pull over polishing the finished water is But they float down the red will come up.
19. his wife is the operating system, a very bothersome but the installation of unloading; little hidden is the desktop, if you are interested in can be replaced every day; sweetheart of the Internet, persist to spend money reputation; Miss pirated software, remember when you first use anti-virus!
20. man man really poor, busted their ass to make money, sweet jaws opposition his wife, not free money handed over, raising a hazard lover, and feel so flat pocket,Equal to 6 hours to slumber 5 minutes course ( nig, why not Zhang Shuai point, simply to be a small white face.
21. I really do not understand, many, many beautiful girls to purchase clothes to wear, is to fascinate the attention of boys, merely boys want to see, but it is a girl with no clothes on.
22. love love green apples, trample love figs, pistachios love first and foremost sight, the results of free love No, really love to dine candy, betrayal and love painful fruits, lightning love to eat the forbidden fruit,puma water shoes, zealous love to eat consequences of what you eat fruit?
23. singleton is a mountain, love is the road, breaking up is at a crossroad, Pathfinder is a trial marriage, marriage is a dead end, bigamy is a short, divorce is a path out, marriage is a dead end. Affair is a merry way, now what do you mingle according the way?
24. hideous one measure forty-nine poor household, basic educate education in rural districts account tumbledown three Susukida acre, cold kettle peppery furnace wife does not year-round drug comes up, today SMS beg his girlfriend, revolutionary road work side by side , whether you like?
25. life really wasted, always worry more, so the distress, find a handsome sibling, disco together, nought to sing love songs; not over three and a half, become handsome monster; Cold War ten days, from bring ... to an endthe ; Looking Back, single most elated.
26. slugger criteria: extraordinary cut, clouded powder, standing on the street kissed; jump over Di, played chicken, grass had friends rape his wife; had been a fighter, stand off post, played guiding award-winning ; been to classes ahead the afterward post, bored wife's mother pestered.
27. inform you to elect flowers out of fewer, at the end of the day, you have a family, society is good, down family,[ Comedy ] 2011 fashionable Invincible joke , near, no red flag, flags drifting to floating appearance, homework have to pay, spend a mini money does not matter, send down the body not right.
28. men are not drunk, how women have tips; a woman is not drunk, how men have the opportunity; women men are not drunk, no one hostel apt slumber.
29. premier love is the current edition, antique friends and then refurbished edition of the complex, premarital cohabitation is a trial edition, the wedding night is authentic, love is a altered version of the widower, seduce ** pilfered ...