I heard that you accidentally fell into the waste pit litter the morn how terrified do not mount up, just come to a scavenging hand you drag the old madame said: folk are actually a waste of the metropolis, not that the point of a long ugly thing, can not be still, ah ~ ~ ~

I remember when you punch the Nanshan nursing family, kicking the North Sea preschool, a meter look all down, you go to the mortuary on a stomping: I agree with the stand up! No an dared to breathe the ~ ~ ~

think you are very happy to see things. See you, see a very happy thing. Love you, I always do. Mind you I've been doing. However, prevaricate to you, just happened ~ ~

promise me, no material what ought be calm, no matter what to do to be strong-willed, no matter when and where elated to be optimistic, Regardless of everybody not to tell him that you are mad! ~ ~ ~

Farmers mule driver into the city, met a ruffian, rogue Q: eat yet? Farmers said: eat! Rogue said: I asked the donkey! Farmers cornered to 2 ears donkey is said: to be honest I do not! The city does not have relatives to say! ~ ~ ~
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two men fell into the cage, the dead human is called the dead, the living called?: films on others friends!

have a bean, fall, and it deterred and reduced. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The reply is you!
Because there is one thing, called Test Xiao Ming: ants how to say?
bewildered ....... Xiao Ming said: ant ... ... ... ... he did not say anything ...

a man leave the house Friday afternoon to go to work. The day is payday, so he did not go home, the whole weekend carnival with friends appearance, and spent all his salary. He finally returned home Sunday night after furious wife waiting for him, he did a barrage of curse for approximately an hour. Finally, stop the infinite nagging wife, asked him: He did not see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday also passed, he did not look his wife. To Thursday, BZX some, he finally left corner of the eye can merely see his wife a tiny morsel of a
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Hacker: I control your computer
white: how to control it?
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:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
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hackers:. . . . . .
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hackers: the
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hacker: I come! !
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white: a bad mood
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white: this is also amusing? !
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black white: Ha, this I will!
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1. a indigestion The patient complained to the doctor: I recently very normal, what to eat what pull, pull eating cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? A physician was silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.
2. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a greenback in the street, police said: He can not help but weep, ! Zhang heard excellent horror, bartenders engaged changed, I heard you are not personnel now? !
5. a Miss United States abortion, the doctor accidentally get the pain, Miss shouting: pain! Can not stand! Doctor: they have to stand by, who told Hello not come to me by the time.
6. ramen mart counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen main asked: Do you want thick or svelte? Girl A: What I ate what bit you.
7. bookstore bargains with a straight face: Do not look, here is selling writings is not the library! Customer: What do you outlook, not a little laugh. Salesperson: You are to buy books, or to purchase a laugh?
8. a meteor along the sky, I hastened to promise a hope, wish you can transform more smart, knows just finished Xu hope meteor I sincerely tough is not it? !
9. one accident the boy to donate blood, his girlfriend, later damaging his blood also asked the chap, the girl fiercely to throw sanitary linens in the boy's face: also you!
11. Ah Yuen learning in the field. One day, he found living expenses have run out in advance, it is busy to cable home for help. AT & T is only two words: exhaustion. A few days, A Yuan received the call back home: stand up!
12. you kas long asour friendship, I am fraught with a great many averaging, when you cry I cry, you laugh when I laugh, when you bound out from a high building, I would not hesitate to head stuck go: ah, this is ah globe. Passers-by said: exercise, equipment feathers foreign
14. I heard that your phone is not SMS, so mail this message test. If you have received, accustomed and I send SMS txt messages, please give me reply: I have, is yours!
15. unattached Lao Li Wang Q: Why is the law a man can only marry a wife, Lao Li said in earnest: After you have a wife you ambition detect, in fact, this law is to defend the men.
16. There shall bring an end to ... to feed the wolf, hear a child say that women in the lesson: you wail and then throw out put devices to feed the wolf! Wolf said the results of such a night: tm it! This old bitch speak not count ah!
17. cars put on a sound guy fart, the woman sitting next to him fiercely consecutive three it?
18. I see her face with a timid, cute demeanor, can not aid the hearts of a sway, whispered: looking more ruddy, pate lower, called me two hundred songs, tell you two hundred disco.
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1. landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is just lucky enough to find, if the Early three hundred years, I can!
Re: Newton is really fortunate, because he hit his head on a Mac, and hit his head on the poor landlord is not the durian is the coconut ... ...
2. landlord (man): a child pestered at uncle ass, now I grew up in the eclipse of how to get rid of this mentality?
Re: who made my chrysanthemum, nevertheless much will punish!
3. landlord: My girlfriend and I photo, a distant friend of light hit ~
Re: sexual apparatuses of factories inserted in the long-horned cloven-hoofed animal excrement on ... ...
4. landlord: appointed the mainland to play terrorist like most actors.
sofa: GuYue.
5. landlord: you have seen a rooster to lay eggs?
sofa: No, but I have seen CCTV to tell the truth.
landlord: Oh, you too much bad, that I worship you!
6. landlord: I bought a new possession, how many say it horrified you - I used to steer the circuit a full two and a half hours! ! !
sofa: ah, I secondhand to have such a broken automobile ~
7. landlord: Shenzhen south end of a petticoat street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small urban Uncle JJ ... ...
sofa: Well ! You will not let me live, I will not let you enjoy life! ! !
8. landlord: a day in front unit of the group of idiots speech I think the hereafter is quite slim ... ...
sofa: pleasure it you, because really macabre is not roaring at the moon, but you are playing against a team of cattle !
9. landlord: you women bra huge summer not peppery?
Re: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
10. landlord: ML and his girlfriend, the girlfriend seems to call another man's name ... ...
sofa: the women you appointment someone else you have What is not satisfied! ! !
11. landlord: Why G Hu's visit to Japan, Japan extra far, and even the airport with welcome sign hanging?
Re: how apt hang? Warm salute apt age friends of China to Japan?
12. landlord: Heilongjiang last year to speak commerce at night looking for a Russian lady, I crazy dry for two hours, do you think S after what she said to me?
sofa: Chinese man really strong?
bench: Are-you-ready?
13. landlord: the use of East-West asymmetry of information, many exotic countries to spread the merchandise to China have become a elegance, so what's that Chinese brands overseas simulating to refuse offers for higher quality?
sofa: Zhang Ziyi.
14. landlord: Call for polluted curse the most ruthless and does not reveal the word.
Re 31: When your mom is not a man when darted, the placenta was heaved up?
Re 32: I have your mother computer more than 300 photos!
15. landlord: not think scorpion is the entire core, let's from immediately! But the key moment, malevolent Wukong there ... ...
Re 12: Well, if there as like a lecherous Journey 13 ~
Re: ah, Journey appeared, the fine does not change from the scorpion the ... ...
16. landlord: Dad sent my husband a deer, we say that this is do you mean? There are photos that ~
Re: This is the older of the young generation of spur ah ~ ~ ~
17. Landlord: We all start in terms of a terrorist in the middle comic, tragic fable. For sample, there is a specter once, put the ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in adore with Sister Furong, Furong married sister ... ...
18. landlord: suspected wife affair, but undergo no certify ... ...
Re: If you can not cut Edison Chen to do, then do Xie Tingfeng it ~
19. landlord:
Re: Shougong Sha namely a maiden desktop shortcut.
20. landlord: news python that swallowed a person is, what really hit the python in the savage, how to do?
Reply 1: seven inches pinch, poke the anus, two very efficacious, and I hope we warmhearted disseminated.
Reply 2: poke the snake anus anus or your own?
... ...
Re 47: shit, what manner wilderness poke!
Re 48: her husband came to know thatwhat means poke!
21. landlord: the unit's people say I look like a Korean, as we say it? (On photo)
sofa: Because you look like a stick, co-workers mention so mortified, so I had to say you like a Korean!
22. landlord: face and body suddenly grow a lot of freckles, how is it? (With photos)
Re: Oh Maya, the landlord and a look of charm spot, covered with Shougong Sha!
23. landlord: handsome ass with - Death is not the end, eat!
Re: handsome with disabilities to attach, a pistol fight, there might ride, a car sitting there with handsome crush ... ... how wrong? ! !
24. landlord: summer girl to mow armpit hair, or affecting the picture of wearing in the unit that feeble feeble to ask a answer, pubic cilia with shaving it?
Re: Do not scratch the mouth bar unit chairmen!
25. landlord: I found a colossal grave in the countryside, planing for a month, excavate a worthless do not know the value of the monument, can not peruse the words upon, please help translate the afterward horizon cattle ah ~ (Figure )
Re: Tomb please behave, I am a poor dead ... ...
26. landlord: Why Guangxi Golden Throat total football star for your endorsement?
Re: foreign actors warm to caution you - curse the Chinese soccer crew please use the gold throat larynx treasure!
27. landlord: ** the Chinese people,
sofa: LZ such as look,
sofa: day ^ Ya cow's come reports.
bench: day ^ Ya called the chicken came reports ~
floor: day reports came Jiaochuang ^ Ya!
29. landlord: An American salesman labeled George & Herbert ax to sell successfully to President George W. Bush, so he won the Brookings Institution (the world's most authoritative, most influence of the salesman organizations) If gives you a chance to sell something, Hu G, what would you select?
sofa: I want my wife recommended to him! ! !
30. landlord: we entire understand, to educate from the six north east side of the road is downhill, I teach cycling to six suddenly saw a lovely MM cyclist straight down, and hurrahing also chilly! Yes;
2. a day of homework done, let's rejoice!
3. because it is downhill, so the breeze rinsed down wading towards me, it feels so cool;
4.MM I just saw this guy, heat of the moment was unable to tell the truth, had shouted their cool;
5 we increase ... ...:)
sofa: Tomorrow I'll go back to this girl's seat mounted
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1, in this world I believe two people, one is me and the other is not you.
2, damn fun life, because his mother playing with my old life.
3, learn every day want to go!
4, painting close, it is better to spend money
5, love is made *, and * is committed afresh and again. * When you do not make a woman come,Womens North Face!
6, leaves the left, because the pursuance of the wind or the tree does not retain?
7,herve leger sequin bandage dress, some people are so naive, you do not X his mother, he does not know thatyou are his dad.
8, you consider I will see you dead you work? I will close my eyes!
9, Buddha said: I prefer to pass to the world in interchange for a life of 500 Review.
10, what am I love you to death ... ...
11, the night gave me a couple of black eyes, but I can use it to coiling his eyes.
12, the network is like a prison, stole a wallet could have been coming in, so he went out on everything studied.
13, Nu Wa day-day, Hou Yi shot it.
14, brothers as brothers, women such for raiment, who shook my hand, foot, and I grilled him dress!
15, I was an player, saw eye to MM pleasing circular ... ...
16, God lied to everyone, because perdition is beautiful! Buddha knew the truth, so Buddha said:
18, no desire, I could not even see you, and talk approximately sex?
19, cause why the seraphim fly because they are themselves very softly ... ...
20, I want to little dog love, but too late ... ...
21, the failure of others is my delight !
22, my God! They lost my clothes.
23, born of the people do not fear death, fear of death are not born with TM, so not one additional elaboration, of TM!
24, the reality of society, a good man marred my become,uggs tall boots!
25,buy abercrombie & fitch, this will not speak English in front of me, OKAY?
26, although the cardinal flowers, I'll loose taint!
27, the money man, money man hard!
28, if the girl I am, back in love with me ... ...
29, I thought I was decadent, I scrapped the aboriginal!
30, come what love is? Sage answered:
32, thinking of how distant you go away!
3, gangsters do not be afraid, afraid of rogue culture ... ...
34, Keguan your heaviness, a small woman, not only prostitute entertainer.
36, something Secretary of the dry, nothing to do secretary.
37, you give me a love, I have you ×!
38, Shitai! You from a recluse, right!
39, I love you! None of your business?
40, you are my, my, or my!
41, good! People are forced out.
42, time is like cleavage, at the peak of he squeezed the total is still there!
43, love to do, cross-mating of people!
44, a man lies a woman tin deceive night, a woman can cheat a man lies a lifetime!
45, mandarin ducks playing in the water, are his mother drowned; fly attach, are his mother to death.
46, committed as
47, my wife call me a third celebration!
48, like the touch of love; love is a deep love!
49, were not negligible Wasted!
50, I am not a haphazard person, I just up and not person ... ...
51, if you can not give your woman to dress the wedding dress, so do not stop you untie the hands of her buttoned!
52,fitch clothing, China Finally, sacrificing a virgin, never leave Japan anyone virgin!
53, take the cow B, and let stupid B to speak!
54, and I do no favor merely a matron ashore the bed numerous times, but like many women, and only once aboard the bed.
55, my brothers bring an end to ... anything, as the woman inserted brothers double.
56, pregnant just like pregnancy, a long time before people see it.
57, a location to pollution in two ways: with the garbage, or with money!
58, water ship, also porridge!
59, kid in Sichuan, saying:
61, graduated from campus came to comprehend, had not I was in college, but the campus
62, I am ugly, but I am consistent!
63, count the money a few hand cramps, sleep whenever he woke up!
64, the wealthy get married.
65, what big birds have
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1 to do a cow roaming in among A and C were cattle.
2 love someone is pulling on the phone, I suddenly do not know what to say, it will only want to hear Listen to the versed voice, the original is just really want to pull dynamic of their own deep down a string
3 Even if there is iron rice bowl, you eat what edible did not go inside?
4 crowded in Beijing, to the chief of the difficulty ... ...
5 long a cake like to not reprehend the dog to emulate!
6 I am not the RMB, how to make everyone like me?
7 solo is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone.
8 Who is like the twin sensibilities of allegiance, like the renminbi?
9 points tobacco, smoked is lonely .....
10 leaves left, not because of the pursuit of the wind, but the tree does not retain
11 you see me play word on the shade, but can not see my tears fall on the keyboard ... ...
12 money man, money man hard!
13 most romantic words than .
15 life like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be disadvantageous ~
16 had agreed: even even you and I agree with a hundred annuals, who died if the 97-year, Modoribashi upper
17 years since the earth is difficult to call, in adding to teeth, as well as love
18 are mounted pure water, why, why wolves are fraught sheep?
19 women in mind: a decisive put me to slumber but agreeable fun to dine well, once worn out, another woman on the money we cost, we live in the house, we slept the husband, boyfriend bubble we, we too buffet the newborn
20 If you marry somebody you marry first and then marry me, with his savings that led to his sister drove to the BMW.