I was born twice

the 1st time, a medic pulled me from the womb where it suddenly collapsed, eyes closed groping a nurse,阿根廷1家火车站列车晚点乘客纵火(图), I plug behind the second time ...
After I was born, all of them are hiding in the hospital morgue to cry, premier of his jaws, pumping his son, reprove themselves senseless, then I ought not be mercenary in this business .....

motherly love is magnificent She do not idea me, I raised the adult, but he posted in my face a skull photographs, to decrease tension. mask with me to the old.

I was 11, I third grade, the class is the most important time of curiosity, have desperately wanted to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there is a pert student appointed Li byname while I pee when I pulled it off mask, since then, Lee boldly students suffering from a curious ailment,我的前身居然是赵国的财主．, can not speak, eyes dull, all day long act nothing opposition a person's skull slew without winking, a close your eyes, it tears more than ....

principals reported the Department of Education,abercrombie and fitch coupon, Department of Education sent to, because the students are to convey a educate, principals can only eat half a bowl of porridge each a.m., the teacher's salary has not landed two months ....
people see me behind the Department of Education, Secretary to resign instantly quit the sea, a necklace response collapse of the country's educational traditions paralyzed .....

I wade in the avenue ,buy north face online, street folk, always in Kuangtu more than a team of pigs rushed from behind me, I accelerated to wear saffron, made trophy, and gave me a certificate namely read: piglet Liu Mazi's wife afterward door savior
beat with him, said his pockmarked face also nauseating, and absolutely absence to depart!!! occurred to them I went to the window, Liu Mazi wife saw me, did not speak, out of money to the assurance enterprise to Liu Mazi assure the hazard of pockmarks, a pock ten thousand ....

has agitated the United Nations (? Why mention they do), Kofi Annan last resort, requiring plastic surgery forced me to, but not into
power, all After the plastic physician to watch me call more than all, almost half of the doctors into the mental hospital, the symptoms all the same, nothing will be said only one sentence: Need ugly ..... ugly ....
< br> Arafat's special airplane sent to elect me up, asked me to stand in front of the Presidential Palace, to resist the army's beset, I went to stand for a minute, legion naval restriction, Sharon was compelled to resign, the Palestinian national morale, merely when Allah special statute to introduce my hero when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not detect a ....

a author to me, and tears: my life, the biggest nightmare is to get a promise Bell Prize for Literature, but immediately the main is too many ... I have a cheat, at all times I can jot a book in front of you, I will be champions!!!
I do not deem, so he stayed with me week, up to 5 million words to write a novel ,north face hats, results,
even the Nobel Prize in Medicine was he took .....

Nobel headquarters announced that whether the world I can find to narrate the face of the text, you can obtain prize for literature, the results of all the
writers are diverted to purchase pork, and the Nobel Prize for Literature perish ....

National Football Association Special recruit me into the team, would like to take truly out of Asia in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a ball, every game is a score of 12:0
, one a pellet, in Ayala open picnic on the lawn, I am a person in front of goal BBQ, all the additional players, including goalkeeper halo spit on the floor, the moderator red card all need someone to argue not even come out.
lesson, our team has too been a gradual training of the demon , look at my photos, then looked at my photos to eat, then play ....

trophy from a lasting reside in China,yellow herve leger, exotic media annotate I was the devil incarnation.
lying marathon start
world, the colored race of the players glorified bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only three words of the heading, and permanently maintained title, I said: I am not ugly .. ...

I cry by night, facing the moon, asked softly: I look good? gently down on the moon, a white object, I picked up a look, is a being 九阴白骨爪crush the mini white rabbit .....

I shriek the sky: God, I most ugly nag ?????
sky suddenly torrential rain fell on my body,For the premier period ~ ~, I touched 1, even full of spew ......

me away from the earth, came to the ancient palace, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror,herve leger dress sale, who is the maximum hideous in this world, Mirror tears, suicide can not be broken .....

days I, why I clutch a grudge with me ?????, reduced and eventually, who knows, Yan Wangye beneath amnesty put me back to earth .....

So I wander ashore globe, naught another, online activity, I would favor to chat, so I applied as QQ digit, who knows ....... reminded : Because you are malignant (please forgive me, I is not tall literature, tin only be interpreted to the point) the Company will not cater numbers die to you ....

do not know what my piece, can not be sent out .....

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