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husband: What time is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not nap!
husband: I inquired ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I ask you is 10 o'clock the whole.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, I engage you 1 day you feel well is not it?
husband: I'm consist in ...king, is now 10 o'clock the whole what?
wife: a full whole, now on the whole! ! ! ! !
One day, a pretty dress to wear pearly while shopping ashore the road, who hung the camera deliberately fell to the ground, just backward a handsome look See, handsome fellow picked up the camera to work out into the prettiness around, running and shouting in front of the madame who wore pearly skirt: your camera, your camera, snapped ... give a handsome 2 hand, to break curse: you like a duck, passers-by can be divided into cautious sub-accused did not handsome, handsome think wronged, corner around and escape, then took his hand and beauteous to see the camera came to comprehend how, he kept shouting: my camera. I like fowl,
one matron marriage, making friends out of the conditions there are two
1. to handsome
2. have a car
computer to help her quest results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess
the woman refuses to adopt the results and base the input
1. to a beautiful house
2.
computers have a lot of money to help her re-search results ~~~~~~ bank
This woman is still not disappointed, to input conditions
1 to look cool
2 results were found also to have a sense of security
result ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Austria Terman
This woman is still not disappointed,timberland chelsea boot, but also to input conditions
1. to handsome
2. have a car
3. have a good house
4. have a lot of money to look chilly
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6 but also a sense of security
microprocessor to aid her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman in the bank, chess < br>
a man going to the toilet, shut the door had just heard next door asked: br> can be thought, which is next door Who? I know him? Strange!
then next door asked: ? Chagrin, said: gay! a foolish B! I say he took one!!
a preceptor in correcting English writing, suddenly furious: Writing ;
Princess answered 'yes',
next summer are all alive to the Chinese
mosquito how to do it?
1. of course, to patronize his
2. send him to educate
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him marry wife
5. give him a child
otherwise how can you do?
After all, it is your body's blood flow
v instructor asked: putrid radish and fertile women have anybody similarities? A superb school students: are insects to reprehend. Only 60 points. Other students really get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.
1. son studying bad, my mommy derided, scolded, the son with the melancholy eyes saw at my dad said: Why do you wed her? Father said with melancholy eyes: not because you!
2. a male to jump, just hurrahed back to his wife: do not hesitate to jump down and whipped. standing next to the negotiators, said: ; finally got married all sorts of coarse cat enthusiasm for rats, mice fast portly, mouse namely moved: 'Dear why I am so okay!' cat Hey smiles: 'wait for you and then a little fat to know.
4. to go hiking with friends, to the summit, a girl beautiful mountains and rivers face shouting: motherland, ah! I mother! a crush on the boys quickly emulated her shouting: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
5. Father: You are so big, that to find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big multitude, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a God who has a piglet, he does not ambition to, you absence to get rid of pigs, pigs back to the outdoor ! Once he sent the pig far away, and later his wife called and said: pig back? His wife said: back! He said: I called the pig to pick, I lost.
A outrageous, I do not know where to get a pistol,packer jerseys, he was hiking in a small dark lane. Suddenly encounter a young man, neuropathy 2, then do not say its safe use of guns in the ground with his pate! Asked: 1 + 1 = a few? Young people horrified,Beautiful smart translation of the sentence! Meditation for a long period. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy did not hesitate to open shot him! Then pluck the gun in his weapon - the chilly, said the sentence: You know also many
the Union: pseudonym imitation name fake address
second line: Pianchipianhe lie emotions
scroll reads: take the lure
of the Union: the air blowing the rain in the afterward,kids spyder jacket, I'm waiting as you shriek back
second line: for you were nativity, you die, waiting for your life
scroll reads: send the wrong person
of the Union: no return
love home love the second line: anti-fire security Brother
scroll reads: free love
of the Union: to watch the back of a robust coerce agitated
second line: scare the millions of daring knights turned
scroll reads: My goodness!
< br> The Union: that you can not row row row your
on the second line: say no no no line
trekking scroll reads: No
opposition the Union: Reviewing the elapse, ruddy rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a cluster of kids
second line: look at the present, white rice, tortoise soup, a child, his wife a bunch of
scroll reads: times
of the Union: you exhausted of your crazy for you suffered all sin
second line: for you died for crazy as you bang bang you kick the walls
scroll reads:
mad for love of the Union: love and be loved are difficult
second line: time
affectionate affinity to scroll reads: brotherhood expensive
of the Union: Love has been suspended, the situation also sell at a wastage, fate slide Limit
second line: analytic is a bull market, bear mart like no, not feelings investment and long-term
scroll reads:
quickly cover their short situations on the Union: boys, girls, meager savant, endless
second line: love, love, extramarital happenings, reluctantly
scroll reads: raw no love < br>
of the Union: I love unofficially crowned
second line: people who love me miserable
scroll reads: Bitter
of the Union: the position is not in arrears love destiny is down service area
second line: thinking without feeling busy responding think there can no longer charge
scroll reads: If the move to the heart Unicom
● friends willing apt come in the money being distracted to fall into the sea stepping Kingsoft peeve pleasure laughable every day, smiling and happy single friends deserve the best Valentine's Day and then hit Aventure Express! Oh O (∩ _ ∩) O ~
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HKSAR 10th annual festival, Hu Jintao hold Andy's hand and said: I know you
Liu: I am very excited
Hu: You are Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu : Your 1st daisy station that I favor
Liu: Thank you, Chairman Mao
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carts into the city to catch a farmer stopped along the police on the grounds that there is no authorization panel. Farmers got an vexed embark wrote a card hung,vurtne, police fainted, I saw on the card read: cow B-74110
planter annihilate a rooster, but catch naught, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: you are his mother thought I was fatuous, I go into a widow she had. . .
not obsessed brother, only a legend;
not spoof sister, sister make you spew blood;
do not care sister, sister just two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the younger brother, younger brother but the pesticide;
do not envy Dad, Dad just fables;
Do not ignore mother, mother when a flower!
Stones tells us that everything truly love the last all gone, everything the terminal mix are reunited!
people some background, but I only have a back ~>_<~< br> tree shameless, certain death; people disgrace, invincible!
path life indignant roar, roar End persist to move forward!
diamond is always, a bankruptcy!
What is happiness? Happiness is a cat fish, dog meat, Altman played little monster,nike air max shoes!
Although flowers Lord, I loose taint!
unattended is a person's carnival, carnival is a team of people single!
I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right shoulder tattooed Mickey Mouse!
although I look not quite handsome,shoe mbt, but a child left nostril was also boast I looked idol!
then cattle Chopin, merely also the grief I could no activity!
thinking of how far you go away!
clutch your hand, tugged feed the dog!
looked Condor Heroes, know the old is not a problem;
saw Brokeback Mountain, know thatsex is not a problem;
saw King Kong, only to find category is not a problem;
think of the situation of person ghosts emphatic, really understand the life and necrosis ... the elemental is not a problem! (^ O ^)
I love you so much,
you indifferent.
I discharge you,
you installed did not see.
you, drinking Red Bull,
me mouth water.
I smoke a smoke,
you told me to step aside.
I Heyikoujiu,
you walked away.
I invite you to dinner,
you, faster than anyone another.
I hold your hand,
you and trembling.
I give you kisses,
you refused to dead.
you,ecco shoe outlet, ruthless purpose,
I determined to give up.
I just want to jump,Taste of tea,
you, just go back.
you, a change of heart,
I just landed.
you, crying like a specter,
I regret to die.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Full of clouds!
centipede ah. Full thighs!
perdition ah. Full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy mouth.
friends, ah, I will not let you mischief.
these friends have you, ah, I not rue it!
