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mobile phone and telephone marriage, birth of a child called PHS, is ugly, and poor signal, in order to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones made with DNA testing, the results surprised: nice! its father is the original radio! ! -
farmer knows the weight of excrement foreigners see and asked: Grandpa, how much a pound this sauce? farmer without a word, foreigner hand dip the point into his mouth, thinking: you do not tell me how much a pound, I do not tell you all you smell the sauce -
a male public toilets are constipation, suddenly saw a man flying into the room, instant wind and rain splinters, then praise to: pants do !
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0 see 8 that; sample,X to, fat on the fat chanting, also said tie belt .7 2; kneeling right, in kneeling not marry you 20 years to 9 .6 cool on cool chant that also play inverted .8 see 3 ran crying Road; brother who cut the -
turtle high drinker, but today was drunk, sober friend asked: Do you still drunk ye? turtles sigh: Oh! non-octopus and man Finger Guessing Game last night, the dog days of so many hands, it all see, however, the lost out! (more are in various positions for every day hard to prepare friends and hope every day happy, smiling. read ah ... must be referred to laugh, years less)
Prince by magic, a year can only say one word, he saved enough to speak for five years can speak five words when it came in front of the Princess said, fainted. Princess said,
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in the history of the most hilarious names: Lai Yue-chin (or a man), Liu production,47 things men do, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know his parents how to think), Pangguang large,cheap supra, Du Teng. -
an elderly Diuju, when he put a new car when he was downstairs on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car did not lose, and more than two locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride
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remember in kindergarten when you do? teacher for the children, said: Those who pee in the bed the first time a fine triple,paul smith leather wallet, the second a fine of five yuan, a fine third ten dollars when I saw you cried: teacher, how much monthly?
you travel to Xishuangbanna,cheap asics kayano, Yunnan Province, on the way met a group of wild boar in the siege, passengers were pulled out food, money, wild boar unmoved, the only card you took out. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you! -
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Dear user: your cell phone from this month has been a withdrawal feature, please phone flatten into the ATM to withdraw money! If unsuccessful, please contact the Information Center. Centre website: Sanda not bad throat who does not say anything you point by point Tim -
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Pig to South Korea for beauty, become a guy, then to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, my old sand! -
night,air jordans 3, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha what? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: take your time and knock it, your wife must be at home, you also see the lights above it,bikkember!
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this morning,Seven fresh steamed fish recipe ( turn ), a mouse strayed into the shop to be a cat chasing the mouse found no way of escape, they picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat can see immediately lowered his head ashamed to say: devil, too sudden! -
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a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey said: I love you, Ma said: you kiss me, donkey said: No, my wife said,air jordan cool grey 11, not horse donkey lips mouth! -
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