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Saint: I don't have ticket.
TT: Where do you want to go?
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A.Cunt
B.Wanka
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
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Several women appeared in court,
Each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
"I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
What's the difference between wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
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Saal
Hue
Phir Bhi
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Bhi
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Commerce Teacher asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting a business?
Student: "Father in law".
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It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall......
Agree??
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
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To be a "Great professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
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Teacher to Student :What happened in 1809?
Naughty Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Neptune and Pluto. Everyone must attend it.
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